n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

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Aw. I deleted all of mine. I'll keep in mind to copy and paste it here for future references.

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You're in for a surprise. Your wish has just been granted!
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=1434sweet

Do you need more shop sales? Come participate in a 4 million shop advertisement!

WOW! Selling: Maps, Neggs, Stamps, Coins, Cards, ETC!
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=1434sweet#p

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Lol. Funny thread. I'll try to remember to post mine here.

[usename removed] Rabia
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Sent: 6/4/2009 03:12pm
Folder: Inbox
Subject: shop
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how do you get those selection menus at the beginning of your shop?

like where it says "petpets, food, medicine, etc." and you pick one and it gets you to those categories

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[username removed] dustin
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Sent: 22/3/2009 05:10pm
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Subject: Wanna Trade?
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Will you trade your bag of peanuts for a fairy scratchcard the bag of peanuts is quest

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Sent: 11/4/2009 08:40am
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Subject: hi
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hi please please please can you get me a draik!!!

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Ahahaha! I used to get SO much Noob mail on my old account, forcefed. Seriously, I would get like 30 a day.

Eventually, all the noobs caught up with me, and a couple got together and conspired to stalk me and get me banned.

Which they successfully did.

Don't underestimate them all.

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Are you feeling lucky?
Click Here!

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Joined: 28/03/2009 - 12:50pm

I didn't have to look far to find a few gems to share. Enjoy!

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Subject: Hi
Message: If you put up a ghost paint brush for 30,000-45,000 I would buy it.

You wrote: So would I, that's about 60k less than the going price.

They replied: I only have 49,099 I really want one of those or a darigan one. Do you know where to get one of them for that price???

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Message: auntadria can you give me free lab ray maps i swear i will repay u i promise ask me something u want from me for free any thing except neocash clothes

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Message: How did you get a Cybunny LUCKY~!!!!!! Anyways i was hoping that you can help me for something becuase im realllllyyyy poor and all my animals i adopted and i didnt paint them so can you pleaaaasseee help me and support by giving me some money or something to help thanks ..
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Joined: 19/09/2008 - 9:48pm

How do all of you like NOT smash your keyboard reading these? Biggrin

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Where didju get yer shop layout? I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neomails are fun but the best laugh for me is the trade offers with 5 fish, 5 jellies and 2,000NP.... for paintbrushes, nerkmids, etc.

It's even more funny because I have tried to explain to my own children why they will never win a trade with those kinds of offers. *awwww*

~ Mimi
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Mimi's Ménagerie: Healthy Tastes Good Here!
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Subject: Escuse me
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Escuse me, your prices are outrages. I was going to buy something, But it is unbeleive able! For some good help, go to my shop and check out the prices at data_or_death, or neomail me at data_or_death!

P.S. please respond

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Joined: 28/10/2007 - 9:34pm

yeah I've had to explain to my daughter to NOT offer an omelette on a faerie PB. Her reasoning? Maybe they won't notice Lol but she's 9!! It's scary that some of these are adults Blum 3

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