Icky's Noodle Shop (owned by joshuasmomo) - We have oodles of noodles of all descriptions.We have walkie noodles and spooker noodles and licorice noodles. We have vanilla cream noodles and earth worm noodles.Try our new stinky socks noodles.We have some nice 400 day old noodles at a great discount price this week only.We have stump fried noodles and bat wing slivered noodles.If your a vegetarian we have some cherry pit noodles and the ever popular tofusnofu noodles. We have toe nail crunch noodles and are trying real hard to get the hot new ear wax noodles.We have caramel sludge noodles too. We have snoopanoodle soup and noodledoodle pies. Icky's special noodle of the day consists of poodlenoodledoodle and a thick creamy brown Oops*I*stepped*in*it sauce.For the holidays, we have holly noodles and red berries and they say pine needle sauce with mistletoe chunks tastes great on this.For Halloween we have frankensnoodle with ripe lug nuts and lovely bat toe sauce. Crunchy and creamy at the same time.For Valentines Day we have broken lovers heart noodles with chunky red hearts*so*sorry sauce.We carry the fabulous new organic dried fruity tootie noodles.The crunch is in the stomped pits.Soak them before cooking. Our supplier just called.He's sending us some skinflake chips to go with our new eye lid and ear lobe hotdogs for Halloween.The buns on these are made with seasoned liver scraps and the hotdogs themselves also have plump rat tails in them ,ummm.For all us weight watchers we have the VERY low calorie no*noodles.Eat all you want,you'll never gain a pound.You can eat bowl after bowl after bowl.Just pretend the bowl is full and chow down.For the little ones we have some Barney's belly contents.They're on the sweet side since Barney only eats candy.For side dishes we have toad bumps salad with salamander dressing.For dessert we have chocolate covered troll toes 'that's when we can find some trolls. There are some very popular vanilla dipped hog snouts .You can get those topped with or without sliced wormy apple skins.Speaking of worms, have I told you of the yummy dehydrated eel tongue noodles.They have a wonderful aroma of 10 day old fish.They're great topped with gooey green pond sludge we imported from the Irish boggs and fresh hot sourdough bread. You can slop it up in style.You might try a little brain rot wine with that.La Brea Tar Pits have dug up some nice goopy tar muffins .The surprise in that is the petrified dino droppings for crunch. Everyone is asking if we have bladder of snake noodles and we are sure trying to get them in.They say the correct sauce for this is fish scale gravy but I would think mouse ear fuzz sprinkled liberally with a touch of chopped snout and some clacking gashwan sauce would be nice.Goldfish fin flakes seems to go well over all our noodles, or we have grated poopisan cheese.Another desert we have is peanut butter topped gack eyes.So big this time of year.Someone asked if we would ever carry skin of blister sauce to go with bunion topped stinkey feet noodles.We may have that in the store in a couple months or so,check back.I think we have perfected our recipe of snargs curd gravy for the filet of slorg dish.Snargs are in hybernation this time of year and hard to find but I think we have it right.Watch for that.We're trying to catch all the green guys on the Deckswabber game for a new stew we will carry for winter.Little buggers are hard to catch.Make that game a whole lot easier if we get them all.The cook has a new idea for making some Baltazar steaks out of the bad guy on the Extreme Herder game.He sounds too mean and eats the animals so he would make a great steak with enough tenderizer.Maybe we'll run a special on those when we get them.Well to all our loyal patrons, we thank you for another good year here at the noodle shop.Icky appreciates your business.If we can help in filling your noodle needs please don't hesitate to ask.We're open 24/7 for your shopping convenience!