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We need a new board :P From: [Username Removed] Wormy » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/4/2009 07:40am Folder: Inbox Subject: Help! Message: [Report Message] Can I borrow your Super Pea so I can get the avatar?

[center] Rofl, yeah, thats about what I was thinking. :P Rofl, and they're complaining that they have a chia healstone that "won't sell" and is "worth 5M"... Jellyneo lists it at 80k, and the TP lists 200k as the max value... And they don't even have it listed anywhere.. How do they expect people to buy it, if they don't make it visible? o_O Its really not that difficult to let something sit in a trade for a while. :O ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
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- Some noob just kept sending me weird neomails. I didn't reply to the first four messages, but after that it was just too hilarious not to :P . This is what I got in only half an hour: Message: [Report Message] I've been telling mom about how Shane MacGowan has been called the ugliest rock star /ever/, and she was like "even uglier than Keith Richards?" and I was all "YES!!!!!!" and today I found a collection of pictures of him and I showed her, and she was like "X.X" and said something like 'HOW CAN ANYONE LET THEIR TEETH GO LIKE THAT?!' and I was like 'Dunno.' and I think she's scarred for life. :3 Now I'm trying to talk her into watching the video for 'Haunted'. BUT first she must start where I, a fan, was very first introduced to the Pogues; the song 'Haunting'. Then I might make her listen to the one about Paddy working on the railway before 'Haunted', but I dunno if she'd put up with that. x.x 'Haunting' is downright enchanting... But 'Haunted' and 'Fairytale of New York' are really good... I told her to listen to the fairytale of New York /last month/ but she never did. :c Message: [Report Message] Shane MacGowan, lead vocalist of the Pogues. I can't remember if he got kicked out or if he left, though. I don't even know if he's still alive... I'm assuming he is. Dx But, he's an Irish musician, in an Irish band... One of the greatest Irish bands of all time. Found out about them on Pandora. Still dunno how they're similar to Flogging Molly except for their country, but that's alright. Message: [Report Message] Apparently my drumming ability improves tenfold when I'm home alone and my dog's not staring at me. x.x Because I played Livin' After Midnight by Judas Priest, almost up to speed, and didn't make more than two mistakes. Now, however, with the /harp/, only my composition ability improves when I'm home alone. I usually play well... Message: [Report Message] ... I just realized why I can't understand Johnny Depp fans anymore; I'm past that stage in my life... I feel more of a connection to Gene Wilder, Gregory Peck, and Tim Curry. Especially Gene, at the moment. Why do I like people named Gene? Except Gene Simmons kinda creeps me out. It's just that tuft of hair on top of his head when he's in costume... I dunno, it just bothers me! Dx AND NO, I'M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS. AT ALL. :c Message: [Report Message] I hate it when I'm sick and we get cheese pizza without the sauce which is really awesome but like I always try to eat a second slice because it's what I usually do when I'm feeling okay and then I eat like half of it and realize I'm extremely full and then my stomach gets a bit more upset than it was to begin with and I have to find a decent bottle of ginger ale /really fast/. Dx And then we end up wasting half a slice of pizza. Yay. :/ Maybe mom will give it to the dog, I dunno. Dx - So I replied that it might be a good idea to eat biscuits next time he was sick. He said: Message: [Report Message] IT DOESN'T HAVE SAUCE. How the H311 did you overlook me saying that? Also, what, are you trying to make me 100% /more/ sick? You don't know me, why are you suggesting things? I hate people like you. :/ - Then I suggested that since he likes to ramble so much, he should start a blog on his petpage. Message: [Report Message] That's.It. :/ - I tried to reply to that, but he blocked me. Can't say I'm bitter about that :P .

[sparklenikia] nikkia » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 20/1/2010 02:29pm Folder: Inbox Subject: HI! MAKE U A DEAL Message: [Report Message] HI I SAW UR HAD AND NOTICED THAT U WANT TO GET RID OF EVERTHING IN UR SHOP AND I AM WILLING TO GIVE U 13,000 NP FOR EVERYTHING IN UR SHOP. PLEASE WRIT BACK!!!!!! SPARKLENIKIA [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=olean1&misc]Random Shop[/url]

[quote=Olean1][sparklenikia] nikkia » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 20/1/2010 02:29pm Folder: Inbox Subject: HI! MAKE U A DEAL Message: [Report Message] HI I SAW UR HAD AND NOTICED THAT U WANT TO GET RID OF EVERTHING IN UR SHOP AND I AM WILLING TO GIVE U 13,000 NP FOR EVERYTHING IN UR SHOP. PLEASE WRIT BACK!!!!!! SPARKLENIKIA [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=olean1&misc]Random Shop[/url][/quote] I like how she spelled her own name wrong 0:-)

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From: [winged_buffalo] craig » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 22/1/2010 08:33pm Folder: Inbox Subject: I just need a... Message: [Report Message] can i please become ur friend i will give you a couple thousand neopoints!? Please??!??!?!!? ------------------------------- See my new screenie petpage? (: http://www.neopets.com/~TKDChampion www.youtube.com/TKDJamesPakTKD Check out my Martial Arts samplers =)
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[center] Rofl, a couple of thousand neopoints? That'll like, totally buy you like, a hundredth of a shop size or something. :O ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
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lol true. but its the thought that counts right? :P From: [drucilla00] alex » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 23/1/2010 06:03pm Folder: Inbox Subject: friends????? Message: [Report Message] hey my name is drucilla or just call me dru im just going to say this quick and only once , i opening my option in a new neofriend i dont think u wound accept but im bored and lonely and i dont know u and u dont know me , so why should we be friends? idk im not going to tell u my age because i dont think that matters but trust me im not an old man lol im will tell u that im a female and i like to swim ,play with my animals ( i got a dog,a cat ,and three bird ) i like to watch chuck,bones,fringe,herous,and lost but my fav show off all is buffy the vampire slayer the tv show NOT the move ( the movie sucks) i dont think u ever even herd of the show sence it is so old but i like it u can watch it on the computer if u wish and if u like to know more about me please add me as a friend SOORY I WROTE ALOT bye ------------------------------- See my new screenie petpage? (: http://www.neopets.com/~TKDChampion www.youtube.com/TKDJamesPakTKD Check out my Martial Arts samplers =)
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