I got my first n00b mail!!! After asking about my medicinal soap... noob: wow i'm just beginner i don't have that much money. me: That is how much the medicinal soap is. If you're broke, try going to the healing springs every 30 minutes. noob: i don't spend my whole evening playing this and earning money i have a life.

I tend to block most people that annoy me, so I never get the same mail from the same person on the same account twice :D

[quote]From: [********] Cassie » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 3/8/2009 08:48am Folder: Inbox Subject: i was... Message: [Report Message] how do you get so many morphing potions [/quote] I replied: The money tree

Great response. xD

I get an awful lot of noobish mails about my gallery but the lack of sense in this one was particularly amusing: [quote] u have an ice gallery ill buy some neggs from your gallery if u put in your shop .so will u put your neggs in your shop so i can buy some [/quote] It's like what in the world? [center][url=http://temptryst.deviantart.com/][/url][/center]

[quote]Message: [Report Message] please give me the halloween paint brush. [/quote] This one isn't particularly funny, but I just found how blunt he put it humorous. I usually get long dramatic stories about how poor they are or how cool my pets are, but nope. Not this guy. Heh. And I follow with "no" [quote] [Report Message] why not [/quote] & [quote] Subject: HELLO Message: [Report Message] all i want is the halloween paint brush because i really need one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

[quote=supre_drake] & [quote] Subject: HELLO Message: [Report Message] all i want is the halloween paint brush because i really need one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote][/quote] ~ May ~ I find it rather amusing how people always "NEED" stuff like paintbrushes, rather than needing it... Since, you know, it just isn't possible for someone to NEED it......

This one left me really scratching my head Message: [Report Message] hi i just wanna know if ur katelyens mom thanks bye You wrote: um what? replied: [Report Message] do u kow katlyen You wrote: do u kow how to type and spell? replied: [Report Message] yes im just typeing to fast i said do you know katelyen You wrote: No, should I? By the way i'm no ones mom, and it does say on my lookup i'm only 23 so unless she is VERY young replied: [Report Message] well you have the same name and everything you sure we cant be neofriends u sound so cool

5/8/2009 04:16pm Folder: Inbox Subject: :S Message: [Report Message] this site says your a scammer...are you? idk. if your not you might want to look..they're contacting tnt to try to get you iced. :s neopointpalace.com is the site :s fail just like the tax beast