n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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[username removed] jean » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 6/9/2009 01:01pm Folder: Inbox Subject: hi Message: [Report Message] do u have any stuff that i can have I just wanted to reply saying: I'll give you the advice that I followed. Play your games, do the dailies, and collect bank interest so you can one day get everything that I have earned over time.
jfh79 | Sun, 06/09/2009 - 1:39pm |

From: [mmanuel97] bob » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 6/9/2009 02:44pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Blah Message: [Report Message] y r u so mean ------ strange, he's linking to my ancient avatar guide from like a year ago on his lookup o.0
killercars5000 | Sun, 06/09/2009 - 2:48pm |

awww I wish I got outrageous noob mails *lol* I've only ever gotten a couple, and they weren't ever good enough to save.
[color=Gray]Good Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park. Bad Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park... to a bear.[/color]
davymuncher | Sun, 06/09/2009 - 5:45pm |

Sent: 6/9/2009 09:30am Folder: Inbox Subject: :D Message: [Report Message] Wow! Your shop is amazing! And you aren't bad at making graphics, you're really good! Did you make that layout and the mall banners by yourself? If you think that those are bad then you have never seen my graphics. Heeheehee I stink at all of that stuff, but I know a little HTML, just enough to run a few guild pages. (With premade layouts of course) This message wasn't that bad until she followed it up with begging to be my neofriend so she could bid on my auctions.
- Kara
supre_drake | Sun, 06/09/2009 - 5:59pm |

Message: wow great shop but i cant really afford them things at the moment im really quiet poor and hardly havent got any items too and i cant stock my shop so im saving and buying cheap stuff for now i wish i had great items like u.... if u dont mind please please please can i have a free item?? just 1 She was on the shop ads board asking people to post their shops :D And her account is 10 months old.
iireke7 | Tue, 08/09/2009 - 11:37am |

From: [islanndbabe4989] Harley (Harry Potters Biggest Fan!) » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 8/9/2009 02:54pm Folder: Inbox Subject: ???? Message: [Report Message] Hi there, i was wondering if u would like to help me get a Secret lab Map by donating an item or few, or neopoints. If u do, u will be put on the wall of fame for lots of people to see. Ull get more people in ur shop. Neomail me back. -Harley - - - - - - - - - - Think I've seen this message posted on here before. It just struck me that their name is Harley but their username is islandbabe. I think they already got the lab ray and used it on themself *lol*
Artemis | Tue, 08/09/2009 - 3:00pm |

[quote=Artemis]From: [islanndbabe4989] Harley (Harry Potters Biggest Fan!) » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 8/9/2009 02:54pm Folder: Inbox Subject: ???? Message: [Report Message] Hi there, i was wondering if u would like to help me get a Secret lab Map by donating an item or few, or neopoints. If u do, u will be put on the wall of fame for lots of people to see. Ull get more people in ur shop. Neomail me back. -Harley - - - - - - - - - - Think I've seen this message posted on here before. It just struck me that their name is Harley but their username is islandbabe. I think they already got the lab ray and used it on themself *lol*[/quote] *lol* I just got this one today too!!!! Absolutely ridiculous!
smplyme89 | Tue, 08/09/2009 - 3:22pm |

From: [sophiashah915] sophia » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 8/9/2009 07:52am Folder: Inbox Subject: i luv faerie stuff in ur shop Message: [Report Message] honestly ur shop is great if i was 2 rate it i would give it a 100/10 lol its awesome please visit my shop and spend at least 1k plllleeeeeaaaassseee the only reason im asking u is coz nobody buys no matter how many posts i put up please buy i really need the money and i know u have the money coz of all the nice things in your shop u must make a million a day i make about 1k a day because nobody buys yes u get the odd 1 day where somebody comes and buys lots but still i dont have that many items either i have to save up go buy good items and sell them oh well it was a good try please please please come and buy from my shop and ggive me a free item if u want i dont mind ---- Lol, i found this funny. ~~ http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=leelo513&misc
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Leelo513 | Tue, 08/09/2009 - 3:26pm |

[quote=iireke7]Message: wow great shop but i cant really afford them things at the moment im [b]really quiet poor[/b][/quote] the unfortunate truth is that the neopian poor are very rarely [b]quiet[/b] about it.
bête noire (bet-NWAHR) noun: An object or person that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided
demirep77 | Tue, 08/09/2009 - 4:42pm |

[quote=demirep77][quote=iireke7]Message: wow great shop but i cant really afford them things at the moment im [b]really quiet poor[/b][/quote] the unfortunate truth is that the neopian poor are very rarely [b]quiet[/b] about it.[/quote] *lol* ain't that the truth *lol*
smplyme89 | Tue, 08/09/2009 - 5:04pm |

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