n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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I would have to say my best mail so far is 1. Why do you buy items from shops and then resell them. All the items in your shop should be the cheapest on the wizard as they are now second hands. What made me laugh when I visited the persons shop that said the above comment they were selling items that are worth 1np and reselling them for 1,500 nps. Another one I got was 2. Will you please help me buy one of every item you have in your shop ?
I have 51 Pages of Wearable Items 4 Sale in my shop, you never know what Bargains you may find. I restock around 7 times a day. To get to my shop please press on the link below http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=buy_swap_or_sell
Sales | Mon, 24/01/2011 - 6:00am |

Here's some of the good ones I get. You have to keep in mind, I'm a branch manager of a 150+ branch :P So I deal with a lot of n00bs. Here's my all time favorite that I got. 1)hi nighters can i join ur mall And I go "No, you need to be size 125+ and the mall is full, I'd add you on the waiting list..." she goes 'thanks u just made me sad' writes to me a few minutes later 'hi nighters how did u make ur shop banners so were not fighting anymore' I actually replied and told her most people use Photoshop, and she proceeded to ask me what Photoshop was. == We were fighting? O.o I'm sorry, I don't want size 6 shops applying to join my mall, especially those kinds of noobs xD Then I get the 'hi nighters can u be my friend" mails :P
nighters | Mon, 24/01/2011 - 6:21am |

Hi, I was browsing your shop and I accidently bought something for 99,999 (it was a petpet). Is there any way (if I put it back in my shop for 80,000) that you could buy it back? It was a complete mistake but I understand if you can't. Next mail: Please, please buy back the Ghostkercheif or something! I bought it by accident and it reduced my NP by half and I was saving up Please please if you check your Sales History it will say that holaolah bought a Ghostker- something and please buy it back! I have on sale for 80,000 NP, so you would still be getting a profit. - Whizzie One, you have to press OK after pressing an item to confirm you have to buy it. Two, you're still losing out. Three, I might end up buying it when I go to stock it again because it may be the cheapest on the wiz..... but I almost just want to go to the next one even if I lose profit because I hate beggers. This made me laugh, I'm not even going to humor myself by responding.
angel_shortcake | Fri, 06/05/2011 - 2:19am |

:D i HAD to like that post :D I just wonder how many times that n00b has attempted to report you now. and i had the same enjoyment of laughing at the post as many other people would have :P. ty for making my day angel :D (now back to studying for exam :()
-------------------------- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure~ Bill Cosby
raquza | Fri, 06/05/2011 - 3:43pm |

Hi. Sell me all your codestones for 100k - "Every Single one in my shop?" - oh. i didn't see those. well if you'll sell them, i can buy all sets at 50k each. -------- woot for noobs! i feel like sending random noobs mails to some people on this forum heh heh
Drummer17198 | Sun, 08/05/2011 - 4:48pm |

hahahaha New favorite Noob Mail!! Wanna Trade? Message: Do you like pie?I would like to trade anythingfor a petpet!
angel_shortcake | Mon, 16/05/2011 - 5:04pm |

"I do not like people spamming the Notice Boards.Please do not SPAM again.Thank you." - but is it against the rules? or your own rules? - "No it's not,but it's not nice to post over and over again and again." - i respect your point of view and can see where you are coming from But I would like to increase shop hits from my side too, so I do not mind paying that extra cash, after all, I am running a card shop and need the business - "You don't need to spam for business.Thanks for reporting me" - I am creating more opportunities for other users to click on my ad. Who reported you? lol who does he think he is? TNT? Get your Light Faerie quest items at http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=groundtk174
Get your Light Faerie quest items at http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=groundtk174&misc
hahaokay123 | Wed, 18/05/2011 - 5:01pm |

Haha, where did you ever say you were reporting him????
angel_shortcake | Wed, 18/05/2011 - 5:20pm |

I dont know either After that neomail, there was no more reply But it isnt against the rules to be a noob though :p Get your Light Faerie quest items at http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=groundtk174
Get your Light Faerie quest items at http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=groundtk174&misc
hahaokay123 | Wed, 18/05/2011 - 9:37pm |

[color=Gray]Good Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park.[/color] [color=Blue]So We haven't had an update here in a while... so I bought a baby pb and stuck it on nf only auction for a couple days. Got some mildly entertaining neomails and a bunch of nf requests. 56 Friend requests and the neomails (Dashes separate the mails): them:....... if you want to accept. Reply: why? Their reply: What? - hmm, someone's absent minded. Them: can i please have the baby paint brush i don't have any points and i really need a paint brush i know i have been on for a long time but i just today found this acount so can i please have it? - Them: hey! what do I have to do to become your neofriend? - Now I can't remember what exactly I replied, but I think I replied in spanish "you have to speak spanish"... though I conjugated it wrong and wrote "Nessicito" instead of "Nessicitas", so I really said "I have to speak Spanish". - Them:pliss add me neofriend Them again: aceptame de amigo plisss -I didn't even bother with this guy. (Different than the one I told to speak spanish) Them: random i know but i just want your baby paint brush Them again: random i know but i want to auction on your baby paint brush you dont have to accept if you dont want to - Them: I need friends add me please :| add me please - I didn't get anything too humerus, but I thought that the simply large amount of replies were pretty funny. [/color] [color=Gray]Bad Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park... to a bear.[/color]
[color=Gray]Good Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park. Bad Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park... to a bear.[/color]
davymuncher | Thu, 21/07/2011 - 8:32pm |

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