after i saw this a month or so ago i went and bought a pb just so i can get noob mails lol.

[quote] Subject: hello Message: [Report Message] I could give you a little Megasándwich of this manoraíz I need it for the queen fairy and if not give the kingdom of fairies die ... Prestame that and the fairy queen will reward you.Your Galaria please send it to me .. carefully SAFIRITITA_1998 [/quote] Oh, dear.

[quote=melaka]Haven't had one worth sharing in a while: Subject: Hilfe neu Message: also ich wollte dich fragen ob du einen cheat kennst wo man geld bekommt.Wenn du es weißt sag es mir bitte. danke -------- the sucky babelfish translator translates that as: thus I wanted to ask you whether you one cheat know where one money get. If you it know say it to me please. thanks i guess she's saying i cheat ...[/quote] No she's not. She's asking whether you know a cheat, so she can make more money:P.

From: [britterball] brittany » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/10/2009 02:00pm Subject: hello Message: [Report Message] hi i saw your shop and im a grader on shops and i know but i got a job on neopets and well your prices are too high srry to say and yes its a real job you can pick your self so i picked shop grader if you dont lower you can get reported by other people not me You wrote: Yeah nice try.. I'm reporting YOU. Have a nice day. Laila britterball replied: [Report Message] ummm..... i can report you i work for neopets you really can get a job and i did You wrote: Of course you did. Laila britterball replied: [Report Message] I REALLY HAVE A JOB AND I HAVE ANOUGH PAINT BTRUSHES FROM WORKING HERE AND YOU HAVE TO BE 18 TO WORK AND IM 20 SO I actually reported her and when I checked 10 minutes later, her account was disabled :D

You dont have to be 18 to work *lol* and nice job :D

[quote=laila_26_4]From: [britterball] brittany » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/10/2009 02:00pm Subject: hello Message: [Report Message] hi i saw your shop and im a grader on shops and i know but i got a job on neopets and well your prices are too high srry to say and yes its a real job you can pick your self so i picked shop grader if you dont lower you can get reported by other people not me You wrote: Yeah nice try.. I'm reporting YOU. Have a nice day. Laila britterball replied: [Report Message] ummm..... i can report you i work for neopets you really can get a job and i did You wrote: Of course you did. Laila britterball replied: [Report Message] I REALLY HAVE A JOB AND I HAVE ANOUGH PAINT BTRUSHES FROM WORKING HERE AND YOU HAVE TO BE 18 TO WORK AND IM 20 SO I actually reported her and when I checked 10 minutes later, her account was disabled :D[/quote] *lol* No one would ever buy that o___O

[quote=chibi_chibi_tsukino] *lol* No one would ever buy that o___O[/quote] Yes, but i bet that person was SO proud of themselves for thinking up such a smart scam. ;) -- spooneh! Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. ~Italian Proverb

Got another weird neomail today: From: [............] Angela » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 31/10/2009 02:32am Subject: hy Message: [Report Message] hy laila..so you have 1 poo!? You can help-me who have a poo? Turned out that she meant to ask if I had a Poogle. But she could've checked that, when she visited my profile to neomail me, right? I also checked her profile, and she's from the States :o. Even I wouldn't use that kind of grammar, and I'm from the Netherlands!!

[quote]From: [voomboo] Korkle » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 1/11/2009 01:21pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Hi Message: [Report Message] do you have any items I could resell for good profit? My main got robbed and I lost a slm,pink cybunny [/quote] well. um. no. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Feeling Lucky??

someone wanting to buy my blue hissi MP: You wrote: offer yourkiller190 replied: [Report Message] I have all the petpet lab map You wrote: thats worth not even 100th of its value o.0 yourkiller190 replied: [Report Message] The price of it is 22000 when I look it up You wrote: for the hissi morphing potion? o.0 yourkiller190 replied: [Report Message] Yha look it up You wrote: I'd like to see some proof please yourkiller190 replied: [Report Message] Go to the search neopets and typ it in and you will see its 22000 ou wrote: those prices are very outdated, and almost always wrong. Sorry yourkiller190 replied: [Report Message] Well no I am right hahahahahaah You wrote: alright then, make a board on TC boards saying you'll pay 22k for a hissi MP, and prepare to be flamed yourkiller190 replied: [Report Message] I bet I will find some one some day who will pay