Noob Mails

We need a new board :P From: [Username Removed] Wormy » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/4/2009 07:40am Folder: Inbox Subject: Help! Message: [Report Message] Can I borrow your Super Pea so I can get the avatar?

[quote=TKDJamesPakTKD] i know u dont know me but i lost my baby paint brush yesterday to dr.sloth and i was wonderinf if u could lend me a baby paint brush [/quote] As if anyone would fall for that! *lol* _______________________________________________ Bugsy's GUIDE to Effective SHOPKEEPING and MALLING: Version 3: Learn More About Hut Positioning http://www.neopets.com/~bugsy_lenny
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yea seriously From: [ecuaswimmer] MVC » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/1/2010 05:47pm Folder: Inbox Subject: i know Message: [Report Message] would it be okay with you if we like become neofriends, only if thats fine? im Marco and im 18 living in Fl ^ew.. ------------------------------- See my new screenie petpage? (: http://www.neopets.com/~TKDChampion www.youtube.com/TKDJamesPakTKD Check out my Martial Arts samplers =)
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[quote=TKDJamesPakTKD]yea seriously From: [ecuaswimmer] MVC » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/1/2010 05:47pm Folder: Inbox Subject: i know Message: [Report Message] would it be okay with you if we like become neofriends, only if thats fine? im Marco and im 18 living in Fl ^ew.. ------------------------------- See my new screenie petpage? (: http://www.neopets.com/~TKDChampion www.youtube.com/TKDJamesPakTKD Check out my Martial Arts samplers =)[/quote] I don't know what I'm more surprised about. First if they're trying to make it sound like this is a dating site or the fact that he's talking like this and is 18 http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=evilbluemunkeyz
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[quote=mizleah]Desperate much? XD Ya, my sister showed me... :P THIS WEEKS PUZZLE - ends Next Wednesday, most likely Here's our problem. Whenever we post a Lenny Conundrum question, people solve it and then tell it to everyone else, thereby ruining it for the people that work hard to get the answer and the prize. It's unfair because some people spend a lot of time trying to solve it, and others don't do any work at all; they just get the answer from the Neoboards or elsewhere. Therefore, to punish all of you, we're not telling you what the question is. You'll just have to guess the answer. Maybe that will teach you a lesson: don't spoil the Lenny Conundrum for others! Petpet Paradise http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=mizleah[/quote] *lol* That's great! I was actually thinking they should do something like that. --- Step outside, take a breath of fresh air, then look down to see if you have a new text message.
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From: [alexozza93] Alex » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/1/2010 11:11pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Can you help me? Message: [Report Message] Hey tkdjamespaktkd, I know that you probably get this kind of question all the time but I was wondering if you would please consider giving me one of your baby paint brushes so that I can sell it to make my first decent amount of neopoints, thanks, AO93 From: [zooreka30000] none of your business » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/1/2010 11:54pm Folder: Inbox Subject: trade Message: [Report Message] about dat trede i can give you a speckled paint brush or a oreande koi morphing potion for just one baby paintbrush From: [darkdevildude] Dexter » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 18/1/2010 11:48am Folder: Inbox Subject: Wow! Message: [Report Message] Wow!! You're so cool! How do you get all that neopoints?! And your look up... so awesome! Can we be neofriends? I like you! Xxjes! ------------------------------- See my new screenie petpage? (: http://www.neopets.com/~TKDChampion www.youtube.com/TKDJamesPakTKD Check out my Martial Arts samplers =)
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I about died when I read these: [flippykills] Gino » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 16/1/2010 05:44am Folder: Inbox Subject: HELLO Message: [Report Message] Hi Your Account is so Fantastic so i was planning myself to us,umm it's really embarassing but umm.Could we Be friends pls or maybe Best Friend ,Oh please i would love it if you accept my request as a neofriend oh please [flippykills] Gino » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 16/1/2010 05:50am Folder: Inbox Subject: HELLO Message: [Report Message] umm hi please its really emmbarasing but can we be please can we be friends this is flippykills by the way i'm going to send you a song but is it ok for you if send you a lyric of a song please (oh man i'm so embarass to give the song but i will still give you a song please accept it [flippykills] Gino » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 16/1/2010 06:46am Folder: Inbox Subject: Neopet Related Message: [Report Message] i hope you accept my song,the letter,and my friend request thank you littrell23 by the way your account is so awesome,fantastic,cool,pretty everything is so fantastic even your neopets thanks again and please accept my friend request thanks. Mind you, this is all in a matter of a few hours. Yeah, thanks for even giving me a chance to reply...now I DEF am not...

Did they send you a song? What was it *lol*

hey you! I've been meaning to message you :) how have you been? and no - unfortunately they did not. I was tempted to message them & ask "Where is my song you promised?" but I was afraid that would open a WHOLE floodgate of additional messages *lol*

[center] Rofl, noob claiming to be a big shot... They asked me some map questions which I kindly answered... They mentioned they'd be saving to buy some WC sets, and I told them good luck and all... Then they informed me they could make a million neopoints in a day... So out of curiosity, I looked at their lookup a bit... they had an empty shop, an empty gallery, no trades, and appeared to have never played a game in their life... And so commenced a pile of noob mails... [quote] You wrote: Hmm, a mil a day, really... I'm curious... how do you earn that mil a day? You can't be a restocker, since you have no items in your shop or trades... For the same reason you're clearly not a maller. You don't play games for it, since you have next to no sent scores and no trophies to speak of... Your account isn't old enough for you to have a massive stock port, so you're not getting it from that... [/quote] [quote] erdekiser replied: [Report Message] i trade alot and my trades r all out cuz i sell my trades in a few hrs sometime mins and also i have another account thats been on neopets since it started only 20 ppl where here when i was its changed big time i still have scary jake and redtail XDD i can seel them for a whole butload of np XD [/quote] [quote]You wrote: Really now... So what was your most recent big-ticket rs?[/quote] [quote]erdekiser replied: [Report Message] rs? if u mean most valuble item i have its candychan i got candychan and snowike in one go or however u spell it XD i already sold it today for 1.5mil i buy them from the shop they come in its preaty rare to find them both at one time i missed quilin today i really want him but i dont wanna pay 7mil >.> i can if i wanted i guess but meh i buy and sell rare petpets most the time from the shops and sell it for dirt cheap so ya i get it gone fast o.o[/quote] Rofl, so they bought a candychan and snowickle in a single rs, and sold them both within just a few minutes... If they are that skilled, how is it that their account is basically blank? No pet worth anything, no stamps or cards, no game scores, no trades, no stock, no evidence in any way that they have even a single neopoint to their name... ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
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