n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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This is not a mail but I felt the need to share. Someone just bought all my job coupons which I didn't expect to ever move, so I figured oh crap I must have mis-priced them. But I didn't o_O Made 10k profit on each and now the guy is trying to sell them higher than what he bought them *lol*
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Pip | Fri, 05/06/2009 - 5:40pm |

I post 2 NF auctions and within 15 minutes I am starting to get neofriends requests. "hey! im new to neopets and have no neofriends! would you be the firt pleasE?"
Jathina | Wed, 10/06/2009 - 12:06pm |

[quote=Jathina]I post 2 NF auctions and within 15 minutes I am starting to get neofriends requests. "hey! im new to neopets and have no neofriends! would you be the firt pleasE?"[/quote] haha.. maybe you could be the "firt" person to ban that person
ugg | Wed, 10/06/2009 - 12:24pm |

[quote=Jathina]I post 2 NF auctions and within 15 minutes I am starting to get neofriends requests. "hey! im new to neopets and have no neofriends! would you be the firt pleasE?"[/quote] or asking her to be the flirt o.o and... more newb mail [quote]Message: [Report Message] hay do ya want a scratch card? You wrote: no thanks. blondy_of_sunshine replied: [Report Message] can we be neofriends cause i need some You wrote: no thanks. blondy_of_sunshine replied: [Report Message] is that all u say You wrote: go away. blondy_of_sunshine replied: [Report Message] im right yer i know it haha im right lol no thanks[/quote] uhh... EDIT: now i'm ignoring her and she keeps whining to be my neofriend. *blocks*
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saudor | Wed, 10/06/2009 - 7:46pm |

[quote]From: [huntman2009] jonathan » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 11/6/2009 06:22pm Folder: Inbox Subject: help Message: [Report Message] you auction baby paint brush can you add me my gf says shes gonna dump me if i dont get her 1[/quote] lol wth. I'm frozen and i still get newb mails on my SIDE
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saudor | Thu, 11/06/2009 - 7:43pm |

Subject: Your Shop Message: [Report Message] I was in your shop both today and yesterday and was browzing through the items that you had on display. You have some amazing items, but they are all a bit over priced: I found some of the items you had for sale for 100 NP- 400 NP less at other stores. However, some of the items you have are the cheapest. Will you please tell me how you get such rare items and where you get them from? --- This girl is selling a Sticky Snowball for 10k, but I'm the one that's overpriced o_O Ah, to have a two month account again!
thoth420 | Fri, 12/06/2009 - 12:44am |

I joined neomallers about a month ago and I have been LMAO at the noob mails you all recieve and been secretly jealous as I never get any :( I thought there was something wrong with my account but I logged in this morning and I had 2!!!! YAY! I finall get to share! Subject: your shop Message: [Report Message] i was wondering if i could trade you a two dubloon coin and a purple farie in a jar thing for your green sofa, and any neopoints extra you want, i am a bit off of your price of the couch for neopoints and im trying extremely hard to win and i have played games all day and i got 12, 000 np right now . if there is anyway i can get it please let me no thank you LOL! How about go play 8 more games and then just buy it! Folder: Inbox Subject: you need in your collection Message: [Report Message] What you realy need in your collection is Farie bathtub, Farie pillow, Farie stool and Farie nightstand. Thanks for ur recommendation! 11 pages of stock and they find something to gripe about!
Twinklytoes1982 | Sun, 14/06/2009 - 3:33am |

From: [yoyogrl4989] Harley » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/6/2009 03:32pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Hey. u have awsome pets!! Message: [Report Message] Hey there, i was wondering if u would like to donate to help me get packrat. if u do u will be put on the wall of fame for all to see and more people will go to ur store. Thanks so much. Email me back. -Harley P.S u have an awsome account thing. lots of avatars. to. lol UMM not on your life, your kids life and your grandkids life, I aint clicking no CG.
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desperately_yours | Mon, 15/06/2009 - 3:36pm |

[quote=thoth420]Subject: Your Shop Message: [Report Message] I was in your shop both today and yesterday and was browzing through the items that you had on display. You have some amazing items, but they are all a bit over priced: I found some of the items you had for sale for 100 NP- 400 NP less at other stores. However, some of the items you have are the cheapest. Will you please tell me how you get such rare items and where you get them from?[/quote] You wrote: o_O Ummm... you are selling a sticky snowball for 10k and I'm overpriced? replied: Yeah you are replied: And a Sticky Snowball is just one item. the other items I have are priced really well because people are always buying them and I am constantly restocking. and your items are way too expensive... You wrote: lol Obviously this will go nowhere, debates with hypocrites seldom do. Good luck with your shop :) Bye! replied: Same to you - (something bland like this, I accidentally deleted this one!) replied: And I am not a hypocrite! You are technically a hypocrite, and I was not debating, I was giving you advice. Message: HOW AM I A HYPOCRITE??? (just asking, since you appear to be one as well)... I replied: ummm... thought I said bye. And here's a little advice for you - no one wants your advice --- Had to block before I got too... sarcastic and got froze! :K Why is it always the new account with a shop full of junk for thousands of nps that wants to say others are overpriced? Oh, yeah... noob!
thoth420 | Tue, 16/06/2009 - 1:03am |

Earlier I blocked someone for begging They then proceeded to call me as asshole *lol* Now their family is neomailing me " [Report Message] You know i dont like when people are selfish to my family that makes me really mad and i dont know y u chose to act like that to my family and then block her that is very rude she tried to reply with a logical reason why she asked and you blocked her so i really dont appreciate what u did i think it was very WRONG!!! you could of spared her something u had so much stuff and it was wrong of u to treat her like that cause her grandma just died at 79 and dont try to give us that your sorry crap cause i kow ur not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Pip | Tue, 16/06/2009 - 5:43am |

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