n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P

[quote=angel_shortcake][islanndbabe4989] Harley » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 19/6/2009 08:51am Folder: Inbox Subject: heyz Message: [Report Message] Hey there. Do u have anything u need to get rid of or u dontwant. i was wondering if u would like to donate to help me get packrat. if u do u will be put on the wall of fame for all to see and more people will go to ur store. Thanks so much. Email me back. -Harley HAHAHA this is the EXACT one that someone else got in the last few posts.[/quote] Then I replied.... me: Just buy all the items from my shop, there's almost 1000 in there. them: oh. umm no thanks. ummm. have a nice day me: Are you sure???? It's the quickest way to get to 1000 items!!! you'll get the avatar SO FAST! And it's an avatar shop, so you'll get a lot of others too!! WOW WHAT A STEAL. Way better than begging. them: im not begging. but i cat i dont have really any money me: Have you ever heard of playing games?? Make money there. There are always going to be avatars you can't get, so stop crying, princess. (Wanted to say suck it up, princess, but neo wouldn't let me) We all started out as a newbie, but stop being a begging noob. Do something about it if you don't have nps - PLAY GAMES like we all did. them: why did u callme princess?? Ohh my.

wow that's the dmeantree way to reply :P
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I got the exact same one, anget_shortcake! I just deleted it. I really can't deal with them.
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Well, nobody puts an Eye Candy in their shop for 74k that isn't a scammer. LOL... You're in for a surprise. Your wish has just been granted! http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=1434sweet Do you need more shop sales? Come participate in a 4 million shop advertisement! Check my neopet's page for more details.
WOW! Selling: Maps, Neggs, Stamps, Coins, Cards, ETC! http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=1434sweet#p

[quote=1434neopets]Well, nobody puts an Eye Candy in their shop for 74k that isn't a scammer.[/quote] LOL... You're in for a surprise. Your wish has just been granted! http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=1434sweet Do you need more shop sales? Come participate in a 4 million shop advertisement! Check my neopet's page for more details.
WOW! Selling: Maps, Neggs, Stamps, Coins, Cards, ETC! http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=1434sweet#p

Her letter was pretty normal for a begger, but her reply after my response is why I'm posting it: Her: NeoMoniaThis is a nasty illness that needs urgent medical attention. Your pet will feel sick, tired, and grumpy until you give it the cure. Bathe them using Medicinal Soap. My Kau has This can you buy that for me? if you can Thank You!!!!! My response: Don't worry. You never need to buy medicine to heal your pets. Here's a link to a place that will heal your pet. You can visit every 30 minutes. It sometimes takes a few tries, but you can heal anything there. Just keep visiting until it works. Good luck! http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/springs.phtml Her reply: Thank You!!!!! but can you buy me the cure!!!!!!! ---------------------- ~ Love books? Please visit my bookshop. :) http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=lolooma
~ Love books? Please visit my bookshop. :) http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=lolooma

[quote]Subject: HOLA Message: [Report Message] COMO CONSIQUISTE DE RIBAL DEL MAPA[/quote] *unsure* shouting at me in another language, ok. (My pet was just notable neopet.)

[kittycatpops] ABBY » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 9/6/2009 06:11am Folder: Inbox Subject: uuh... Message: [Report Message] can you please donate some hot dogs to my sh-sh...sh-sh... to my shop??? how much does it cost to have 1600 items in your shop? eep! I replied:Well I have a little over 1600 items in my shop, and it doesn't cost that much. Why would I donate hotdogs to you? Buy them yourself instead of begging. They replied: :( ok bye

And here i go again: [quote]Message: [Report Message] u do know that if u don't accept noefriend requests that no one will bid on ur item.... if u do accept lots of people will bid and then u'll get more for the item!!!!!! You wrote: w0w i didnt no dat - thanks!!!!! twilight_luver_13_ replied: [Report Message] if it was such a good idea.......why are u still not accepting neofriend requests!!!!!! You wrote: i dun no how to accept requests!!!1 twilight_luver_13_ replied: [Report Message] kk, let me find out how to accept them and i'll get right back 2 u!!! You wrote: thanks! i gotta go. my 5 mins per day on the computer is up and my dad is yelling his head off like crazy!!1 bye![/quote]
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*lol* That was the funniest mail I've every seen! .:| Luck |:. http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=heartlessness_&banner

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