n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P

[quote=melaka][quote]Subject: Meep Message: [Report Message] i was just about to lower my price on those Heart Shaped Sunglasses lolthen realized they were sold eeeek !!! your user look up is scary hugs --------------------- You wrote: aw haha sorry ------------- replied: goodness lol your guild has 6490 accounts in there lol don't you ever feel lost in there? you should join our guild what grade are you in?Ann[/quote] haven't had a comment about my UL in a while but i get them quite a bit =P also i love when people ask me to join their guild. do they think i'll close my own guild or something? *unsure*[/quote] Lol, I had NO idea this was you, Mina! hehe. When I went to see your 'scary' lookup, I was like..Mina? hehe.

[quote=lariboo][quote=melaka][quote]Subject: Meep Message: [Report Message] i was just about to lower my price on those Heart Shaped Sunglasses lolthen realized they were sold eeeek !!! your user look up is scary hugs --------------------- You wrote: aw haha sorry ------------- replied: goodness lol your guild has 6490 accounts in there lol don't you ever feel lost in there? you should join our guild what grade are you in?Ann[/quote] haven't had a comment about my UL in a while but i get them quite a bit =P also i love when people ask me to join their guild. do they think i'll close my own guild or something? *unsure*[/quote] Lol, I had NO idea this was you, Mina! hehe. When I went to see your 'scary' lookup, I was like..Mina? hehe.[/quote] Hey! I also didn't know that Melaka was Minavamp! :*

"hi i didnt mean to buy the paint brush. i worked hard for those neopoints. can you please give me back the 63,000. i will send the paint brush back."
Spare a CC vote please? :* http://www.neopets.com/games/caption_browse.phtml

[quote=angel_shortcake][quote=lariboo] Lol, I had NO idea this was you, Mina! hehe. When I went to see your 'scary' lookup, I was like..Mina? hehe.[/quote] Hey! I also didn't know that Melaka was Minavamp! :*[/quote] haha yep, i tend to use usernames other than my neo name when i can =P

[removed] sierra Sent: 24/6/2009 07:48pm Folder: Inbox Subject: katara_water_t_8 says hi Message: [Report Message] i u have one may i have a paint brush
Pm Me If U know about hacking programs plz its urgent

Note to self: Expect many nf neomails when putting 8 one hundred dubloons in your trades. I even state on my lookup I don't accept nf requests from people I do not know. Noobs. :K

[quote=Pip]"hi i didnt mean to buy the paint brush. i worked hard for those neopoints. can you please give me back the 63,000. i will send the paint brush back."[/quote] Pip, it can't be a mistake. They have to click the item and THEN accept. I'd just ignore. They bought it fair and square. It seems like scam to me, trying to get you to give the nps and THEN they send the pb.

This one so just made me laugh so much Subject: hi Message: [Report Message] Hi kirsty, I was wondering if you could give me a draik egg, I know how to get draiks, i just need to get the material. and i would love a paint brush. My friend was wondering how to paint your pet pink. plz tell me. im kinda broke here, btw, how did you become so rich and successful, plz tell me.i promise not to use it against you. also, how did you get so many trophies, if its cheats i promise i wont report, i am desperate. plz reply
___________ Kirsty aka "the sensitive one" Silverdragon siggy stealer Tasty tent seller

lolol at least that person didnt say drain of egg :P
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[quote] Subject: hi Message: [Report Message] Hey kirsty. I'm not sure you got my previous neomail, i was asking for a draik egg. plz neomail me back. You wrote: I got it alright, I just dont reply to beggers unless I have nothing better to do with my time. Does it look like I have a draik egg? replied: [Report Message] yes... you have 4 draiks Subject: draiks Message: [Report Message] so do you or do you not have draik eggs, or anything. [/quote] Meanwhile, I have this other person, probably them on a side, harassing me about draik eggs to, what the hell is this! [quote] Message: [Report Message] Hey Kirsty, What does a drake egg do? Im thinking of buying one. Please reply replied: [Report Message] Hey Kirsty, Do you have any for sale. I will pay for them at top dollar. If you don't I would be happy to leave you alone (sorta) please reply You wrote: I dont have any sorry replied: [Report Message] Well fine I have 99,999 in the bank (READY TO SPEND) Now, do you still say that? replied: [Report Message] Hey Kirsty, what if i told you that I have another account with 13,000,000 on it will you be willing to show be the egg by putting it in your shop. And if its an icy one ill pay 13 mill for it [/quote] I hate that almost every mail, or it sure felt like it, all started with my name *unsure*
___________ Kirsty aka "the sensitive one" Silverdragon siggy stealer Tasty tent seller

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