*lol* *lol* *lol* Oh, Dmitri, you really win the prize today! LOL! I've read this whole thread and the last 3 you posted truly made me laugh out loud! First the "get a life" person (gee, maybe searching profiles then writing people telling them to get a life, means he also needs a life! :P ), then the one who wrote lines of nonsense letters, and now this stream-of-consciousness person. These are just too funny! No wonder you have all those warnings on your page. I'm almost amazed you still accept Neomails. But these are priceless, thanks for sharing them! :D *lol* ~ Love books? Please visit my bookshop. :) http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=lolooma

I dont know. I keep getting excellent noob mails. Look at this one for example. She sent a whole bunch which finally ended with this one: [quote]Message: [Report Message] [b]uhh will u check my shop[/b] and U THINK UR ALL THAT WITH UR LITTLE RULES AND STUUF [b]WELL LET ME TELL UR NOT ALL THAT [/b]THE POINT OF NEOPETS IS TOBE NICE TO OTHERS AND you'r not[/quote]

Lol, I guess someone forgot to tell her you are Dmeanie

[quote]lol wow, that was some serious tauntage right there... or so u think... u c, that's y me and u could b great friends! u try to scare ppl off, and i can actually make them do so we're an amazing pair if i dont say so myself by the way, i'm not tryin to scam u of ur stuff and if u dont believe me, fine, ur loss but if u do, then thnx [/quote] Some people get so offended by my blog entry concerning neofriending me. :P But this guy takes it as an encouragement. lol

I think I got one of Dmitri's people.... After writing back to say I don't accept nf's I get this... "oh............wull i really want to be ur friend. please????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? please. please i only have 4 friends and i admire how many avatars u have and how u are such a good collector. and stuff like that. please"

[quote=perpette]From: Megan » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/6/2009 10:44pm Folder: Inbox Subject: can you? Message: [Report Message] hey there, this account got hacked, so i wont be playing on it anymore. I have made a new account and I want to remain your friend. Can you send a friend request to ima_victimof_hacking. that is my new account. Thank you From: Megan » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 18/6/2009 09:42am Folder: Inbox Subject: can you? Message: [Report Message] hi there, its themergan,that account got hacked, so i will be using this account. I am going through my friends on themergan and I am adding all of my friends again. So, could you please send me a friend request? It would really hep me if you would send me the request and save me some time while I get my other friends.[/quote] I was just thinking. They are trying to scam people which does take some effort. They could at least spell correctly XD

lol, dmitri, you get the best noob mails *lol* *lol*

[quote]From: [yuion22] Ann » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 8/7/2009 05:50pm Folder: Inbox Subject: . Message: [Report Message] this is your second account, isn't it? the first got frozen for that 'NO NEOFRIENDS!' page. aren't you gonna learn? people do change, you might not, but that doesn't mean nobody will.[/quote] lolol. some noob that annoyed me a long time ago came back again

Subject: ugh!! Message: u r over charging on those dark faerie wings by a long shot there only worth lik 3000 iunderstand 4000 maymaybe 5000 but 99000? Come on ill pay 10,000 [Report Message]

Hi, a now that you are happy in neopes but hers a problem ther are people ofering false paint brush and if acept they well hijack your computer plz log off the neoptes its not safe and so dont acept our respond ok just delete the neomail ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTH??