n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P

[quote=Dmitri]I used to, but after the 193848th noob mail, i stopped.[/quote] Ok, I can understand that :P I only get them once every few days, so I help them out every time. Even when I'm unsure whether or not they just act stupid.

Here is a noob neofriend request I actually liked getting :) [quote]Subject: OMG! Message: [Report Message] OMG! u sound so awesome! ur profile and ur shop is sooo cool! i love everything u have i love ur pets! wow! Will u please add me? With out a mean responce...i read on ur profile u hate beggers[/quote] Then I get one like this, lol, guessing she is responding to the blog on my lookup as I dont see any other mail from her: [quote]Subject: ... Message: [Report Message] hey get over yourself and get a life. i see you have been on for seven and 1/2 yrs wat a pity you are going to turn in o westy52 sad well get a life get over yourself change your name get a boyfriend report me whatever just LIFE! you need one.[/quote]

2 hate mail in one day...must be Dmitri's new lookup :P [quote]ur shop is so scary the page just logged me off themselves? u know another thing thats scary? ur personality. i see it. ur a girl who is one of those people who is a snob and says NO to ALL nf requests and has about a million 1 np nf only auctions up and no one ever bids on it cuz ur such a pathetic loser! thats lol for me? looks who imatating u....me? i just acted like u if u didnt know what imatating means. k? evrything simple enough for u? i'll try to keep everything nice and easy for u so i dont confuse u[/quote] [quote]listen. dont go flattering yourself and thniking that i am messaging you wanting to be your neofriend because of your paintbruhes. I actually feel bad for you. I have over 100 neofriends and w ehelp eachother out. unlike you who thinks you can just think your so powerful because of your wealth! you do think your the best dont you? dont go not respondinng to me because if you dont your scared ofnot talking to me, because you jnow thta you couldnt be my neofriend in 100 billion years! answer me just like your user lookup said. I wanna know the person behind the paintbrushes! seriuosluy write back.[/quote] This person, after I responded resorted to begging to be my neofriend and crying how he had been hacked, and how that wasn't him that sent the first message. :P

[quote]Sent: 16/7/2009 08:04pm Folder: Inbox Subject: ? Message: [Report Message] hi would you like to buy my Gothic Nimmo Shoes and Gothic Nimmo Bracelet i bought the shoes for 17k but i'll sell them for 13k and i bought the bracelet for 11k but i'll sell it for 9k so if you want to buy them for you shop plz check my shop.[/quote] sure, i'll buy your overpriced items for more than i sell them for in my own shop. *unsure* it didn't even deserve a response. *block*

*lol* nice message
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~ May ~ I wonder what makes those people SOOO offended that they just feel the needs to neomail a complete stranger to say they have no life... Also... What even makes them THINK someone has no life? *lol*
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[quote]Message: hello i have been to your shop and personally in my opinion, its very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very extremly overpriced. i was searching for medicene for my brother he collects it, and i came across your shop and i left to write this stait away near enough all of it is 99,999 neopoints no one is going to buy that. this is my advice drop the price loads and loads and loads. yours truefully seals202 p.s send a neomail back and look at my shop as well. my brothers name is tree_1000. bye bye, i am giving you my brothers name so you can look his shop up to, also look at other prices of your items in other shops. But overall, i think your shop is very good and has a lot of great items in. [/quote] Apparently, she hasn't heard of the thing people do when they price their items like that because they're on hold for being priced. Oiii. Sorry I can't enjoy my birthday and have to come back to neomails like that. :|

[quote=ayyalicia][quote]Message: hello i have been to your shop and personally in my opinion, its very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very extremly overpriced. i was searching for medicene for my brother he collects it, and i came across your shop and i left to write this stait away near enough all of it is 99,999 neopoints no one is going to buy that. this is my advice drop the price loads and loads and loads. yours truefully seals202 p.s send a neomail back and look at my shop as well. my brothers name is tree_1000. bye bye, i am giving you my brothers name so you can look his shop up to, also look at other prices of your items in other shops. But overall, i think your shop is very good and has a lot of great items in. [/quote] Apparently, she hasn't heard of the thing people do when they price their items like that because they're on hold for being priced. Oiii. Sorry I can't enjoy my birthday and have to come back to neomails like that. :|[/quote] Honestly, don't let that get to you. Just think about how stupid that person actually is. They used very at least 15 times, which is completely unnecessary. Besides you were just waiting to price your items. Which means that your intentions weren't bad. So go enjoy your birthday =D

[quote=ugg][quote=ayyalicia][quote]Message: hello i have been to your shop and personally in my opinion, its very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very extremly overpriced. i was searching for medicene for my brother he collects it, and i came across your shop and i left to write this stait away near enough all of it is 99,999 neopoints no one is going to buy that. this is my advice drop the price loads and loads and loads. yours truefully seals202 p.s send a neomail back and look at my shop as well. my brothers name is tree_1000. bye bye, i am giving you my brothers name so you can look his shop up to, also look at other prices of your items in other shops. But overall, i think your shop is very good and has a lot of great items in. [/quote] Apparently, she hasn't heard of the thing people do when they price their items like that because they're on hold for being priced. Oiii. Sorry I can't enjoy my birthday and have to come back to neomails like that. :|[/quote] Honestly, don't let that get to you. Just think about how stupid that person actually is. They used very at least 15 times, which is completely unnecessary. Besides you were just waiting to price your items. Which means that your intentions weren't bad. So go enjoy your birthday =D[/quote] 57 times, actutally (A) Which makes them even more stupid. I don't care about their age, or anything else. It just pisses me off when people tell you you price your items too high, as I can't see the difference between doing it on neo and in real life. ___________ [color=gray]Chris, aka wushu_soldier[/color] [size=11][i]Sniper, maller, reseller Background shop of X-Mart Neomallers graphics designer[/i][/size]
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" Can you Give me items good plz!! i need or Money u a rich and me poor!! xD " I guess its your standard noob mail, tho I dont get them often, so I thought I'd share :P
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