n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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Oh this is great :D [quote]hello. i bought something from your shop and i thought i could wear it but i couldnt soo i was wonderin if u could umm well...nahh im just sayin u should tell the costumers if the thing ur sellin is wearable...well i saw ur ad soo..yea..i mite be ur newest costumer.....[/quote] rofl, for one thing, I have a training shop, no clothes, wearables, etc. And 2nd, of course he isnt in my sales history and didnt really buy anything :P
[hr][size=11]Training, Luck & Medicine! ^_^ www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=_jaspeh_&misc#c [/size]
_jaspeh_ | Fri, 24/07/2009 - 7:58pm |

well he's a costumer, not a customer. duh :P
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saudor | Fri, 24/07/2009 - 8:12pm |

[quote]From: [12_liesje_12] lisa » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 26/7/2009 06:47am Folder: Inbox Subject: neovriend Message: [Report Message] If my neomail is about neofriends my message will be deleted and ignored. pleas neofrend?[/quote] lol. she read my neomail page that says no neofriends. And even read the "my message will be deleted part" and still...
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saudor | Sun, 26/07/2009 - 7:52am |

I deleted the neomail, but I recently had someone send in a mall application and then ask me, "What's a mall position?"
emmabeth14 | Sun, 26/07/2009 - 12:02pm |

[quote]Message: [Report Message] If my neomail is about neofriends my message will be deleted and ignored. I saw you on a board( I think) a few weeks or so, I can't remember. I remembered your pets name lol. We had a few laughs. I for some reason really feel like I can trust you. I have a few friends but they aren't really on. I just really want a friend who can atleast pretend to care about what I think, and I think it might be you. I can see you've had experience on neopets, and I think you're not the type that would lie to me. I've had alot of people wanting to be my neofriend, and when I ask them what is the price for a certain item. They always lie, and say I'll buy it from you for 5k more. Then I accept their offer,(I couldn't search for myself because I'm normally on a quest). I really trust you and I don't even know you, and I want to get to know each other better. Here are some questions you can anwser. Do you like pokemon? Do you like parkour? Do you know what they are. Do you like video games? If so what kinds. Do you like anime, If so which anime do you watch? Do you believe in God? Are you a christian, or catholic(or neither)? Do you like kingdom hearts? Do you like to rp? How long have you been on neopets? Do you like to chat? What grade are you in? You don't have to anwser these, if you don't want to. I promise I won't really bother you.[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] If my neomail is about neofriends my message will be deleted and ignored. Here are some facts about me. My name is Ben, I live in mulberry, Florida. I like pokemon,and parkour. My life is parkour. My dreamies are, Fire jetsam, Island hissi, and Pirate poogle. Other spot will be open for adopting, and zapping. I'm 14, and in the 9th grade. My b-day is april 13th. My favorite neopet in switching from hissi,to jetsam, and back now and then. My favorite petpet is the snowickle. Here are some more questions for you to anwser when you have the time. What are your goals? What are your dream pets. What is your favorite petpet. What is your favorite pet.[/quote] I swear i get more mail from people that claim they know me (because i set neofriends to people i know)
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saudor | Tue, 28/07/2009 - 7:04am |

What the hell is parkour? Is this a new pokemon fad or something?
angel_shortcake | Tue, 28/07/2009 - 9:13am |

This past week I have been getting neomail from people who say they know Dmitri so I should give them a brush etc. :P (I think they see his name in my look-up as it started after I updated it.) [quote]You wrote: then go buy one from my shop umairalam replied: [Report Message] plz? i know dmitri_stanilaus. he is my neofriend.[/quote] I told him if he was Dmitri's friend then he should go bid on one of his auctions. :P You can thank me now. ;)
Jathina | Tue, 28/07/2009 - 9:14am |

*lol* nice Viewing: Inbox | Messages: 1 - 20 of 93 You know. I emptied it on my slow connection JUST TWO DAYS AGO!!! seriously. Idiots, even with that neomail page.
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saudor | Tue, 28/07/2009 - 9:27am |

dmitri, i nm you a week or so ago to say hey wudddupp! but im sure you thought i was some beggar and deleted it!
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bullets721 | Tue, 28/07/2009 - 10:48am |

Parkour - isn't that the crazy sport where you climb on buildings or something?
extemptress | Tue, 28/07/2009 - 2:40pm |

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