Things Newbies Put On Their Board Topics

Submitted by Deidara on Thu, 17/09/2009 - 10:02am
You can find the stuff they post here: http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/boardlist.phtml?board=4 Here are a few I found that I thought were a little funny. _____________________________________________ Topic: My mom doesn't like me writing on myself with sharpies... Message: She says I'll make me sick and looks too much like tattoos. She's very unhappy I just worte the dead by sunrise morning after lyrics on my hand Anyway, what's up? By:paramoretreespark ________________________________________________ Topic: Do Flies have healthy vitimans in them? Cos I think I just ate one..... Message: I just felt a little thing go in my mouth, and when I swallowed, it felt like a furry peice of grit (use your imagination) went down my throat. *shudders and chugs mouthwash* By:lil_mizz_drummer
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STRANGE NeoBoard Index » Newbies Current Topic: BOOOM Refresh | Reply Author Message christiixxbabay 2 Months Female Lolli_p0p_ Active Neopet Posted: 17 Sep 2009 - 7:41 am [Report this message] Chat or Neomail What will it bee???? jojo8765_i_got_url 22 Months Male Lantiss_Jetsam Active Neopet Posted: 17 Sep 2009 - 8:25 am [Report this message] boom boom boom gota get that boom boom boom gota get that boom boom boom gota get that boom boom boom ------------------------- Josiah is an artist with a healers eye. He sees the world not through a lens, but through his keen sense of humor yugi_master_gx ^_^ 2 Months Male goku_ Active Neopet Posted: 17 Sep 2009 - 8:29 am [Report this message] LET THE BEAT ROCK ------------------------- POKERFACE Refresh | Reply The Bakery
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=fearce_dragon_hunter Sorry about not having a mall banner in. I lost it. :( So I'm making a new one.
Deidara | Thu, 17/09/2009 - 10:06am |

Topic: Do Flies have healthy vitimans in them? Cos I think I just ate one..... Message: I just felt a little thing go in my mouth, and when I swallowed, it felt like a furry peice of grit (use your imagination) went down my throat. *shudders and chugs mouthwash* By:lil_mizz_drummer Hahaha, I think the mouth wash will hurt you more than the fly. Flies are full of protein. Mmmmmmm.
angel_shortcake | Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:25am |

just a little bit ago I scared some noobs. The topic is below. Topic: How do you eat your neopets? Here is the message I posted. I'm a cannibal. Which means I eat people without cooking them. Now (hopefully you all have imaginations) lets pretend that I'm a neopet eating a neopet. I'm still a cannibal. Please do not neomail me because I'm going out side to find some people to eat. Yes I am serous. I rely do eat people raw. ____________________________________ I got 15 neomails and most of them said this: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM* And one asked to be my neofreind. I said "NO!" Then thy would not stop neomiling me so I neomaild them back and said "Were do you live?" They said "look my name up on google to find out." I found were they lived and neomild the and said " I NOW KNOW WERE YOU LIVE SO I WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOU!!!!!!" They neomaid me and said " I'm scared of you, and you can't get in my house because I shut my bedroom door! I will not report you because I think your cool" And that was the end of it The Bakery
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=fearce_dragon_hunter Sorry about not having a mall banner in. I lost it. :( So I'm making a new one.
Deidara | Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:53am |

Look at this: http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/topic.phtml?topic=136428962 The Bakery
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=fearce_dragon_hunter Sorry about not having a mall banner in. I lost it. :( So I'm making a new one.
Deidara | Thu, 17/09/2009 - 12:16pm |

Check this one out: http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/topic.phtml?topic=136432457
evilgoatmonster | Thu, 17/09/2009 - 2:56pm |

[quote=Deidara]just a little bit ago I scared some noobs. The topic is below. Topic: How do you eat your neopets? Here is the message I posted. I'm a cannibal. Which means I eat people without cooking them. Now (hopefully you all have imaginations) lets pretend that I'm a neopet eating a neopet. I'm still a cannibal. Please do not neomail me because I'm going out side to find some people to eat. Yes I am serous. I rely do eat people raw. ____________________________________ I got 15 neomails and most of them said this: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM* And one asked to be my neofreind. I said "NO!" Then thy would not stop neomiling me so I neomaild them back and said "Were do you live?" They said "look my name up on google to find out." I found were they lived and neomild the and said " I NOW KNOW WERE YOU LIVE SO I WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOU!!!!!!" They neomaid me and said " I'm scared of you, and you can't get in my house because I shut my bedroom door! I will not report you because I think your cool" And that was the end of it The Bakery[/quote] Hahaha, nice one! :D
kieke25 | Fri, 18/09/2009 - 8:26am |

most of the newbie boards have such funny titles... haha...
eveanimegurl88 | Fri, 18/09/2009 - 10:22pm |

Look at this one http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/topic.phtml?topic=136468429 The Bakery
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=fearce_dragon_hunter Sorry about not having a mall banner in. I lost it. :( So I'm making a new one.
Deidara | Sat, 19/09/2009 - 9:45am |

Since there real no topic on the noob boards a decided to make a topic about some thing I did. The topic is below. Current Topic: Is This Interesting To You And Did I Do A Good Job On It? Message fearce_dragon_hunter Evil Creature 19 Months Female Wolverine_Wings Active Neopet Posted: 24 Sep 2009 - 12:19 pm [Report this message] I have to do this report on radon and wanted to know if you think it is a good interdiction on radon. The interdiction is below: There is a deadly gas lurking in your home. It is under every bed, behind every couch, and in every closet throughout your home. The name of that deadly gas is, radon. ------------------------- The Party Pets Pavillion mall manager! Mall info page link: http://www.neopets.com/~Rose_Pedles yummyskittle 2 Months Female littel_scorchio_2764 Active Neopet Posted: 24 Sep 2009 - 12:21 pm [Report this message] NO U DID A CRAP JOB GO 2 HELL ____________________________________ That was nice of them wasn't it. I would like to know if any of y'all like my interdiction. The Bakery
http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=fearce_dragon_hunter Sorry about not having a mall banner in. I lost it. :( So I'm making a new one.
Deidara | Thu, 24/09/2009 - 12:27pm |