They're just not chat-speaking. :o *Realization* :o They can spell, we're doomed! Noobs have learned to spell! Edited to make my smileys work.

Yeah what's even more funny is, I can understand these mails in other languages... and i dont even know the language. (aka i get them alot) --------------------------------------------- Celebrate [color=red]Xmas[/color] at [color=green]Xmart[/color]. Buy a tent for your pet today! http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=dmitri_stanislaus

haven't had one in a while..: [] beth » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/12/2009 05:03pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Neopet Related Message: [Report Message] i gave you lots of np but the items are worth way less just to let you know

From: [gabzzoh] Gabe » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/12/2009 08:48am Folder: Inbox Subject: HOLA Message: [Report Message] hola por favor aceptame de neoamiga porfa --- ^dont know but i see aceptame in there which looks like accept something xP --- From: [tunduli] Ria » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/12/2009 09:54am Folder: Inbox Subject: Your shop is awesome. Message: [Report Message] Hallo, I'm Tunduli, but you can call me Tun. I just wanted to Neomail you to tell you that you're shop is made of pure AWESOMESAUCE. I'm quite tight for cash, and I'mma sorta n00by Neopian, but you're shop has really helped. The first time I ever saw a Gwalla was earlier today and I was like "O___O THAT'S SO SWEEET" and searched loads of shops, and the cheapest price was 87, 855. .___. And then I went to look for something else and I found your shop, and you were selling Gwallas for much less. Thank you, my savior. XD If you want to talk, just talk to me. I have nothing better to do. ~Tun --- ^aww :* she still bought it and it was marked up 4-5k (: --- From: [billybob1708] william » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/12/2009 10:54am Folder: Inbox Subject: friends Message: [Report Message] do u want to be friends? You wrote: why? billybob1708 replied: [Report Message] well i just started and i have saw that u sell stuff for 1 np so yeah --- the typical. --- From: [eliriun] Myst » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/12/2009 06:20pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Trade Message: [Report Message] What do you want for the Snowbunny? You wrote: 350k because of inflation From: [eliriun] Myst » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/12/2009 06:30pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Snobunny Message: [Report Message] I can offer 200k pure and a plushie petpet pb for the Snowbunny --- Not even 75% of asking price -_- Well thats all I've gotten today O.o See my new screenie petpage? (: http://www.neopets.com/~TKDChampion

^^^^ I actually understand the spanish one! :0 Hahaha don't think that dude knows about the SW. The Preschool Mall: Petpet Paradise http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=mizleah

From: [stardust987_5] lkjhg12 » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 1/1/2010 09:48am Folder: Inbox Subject: TRADE Message: [Report Message] WHAT DO U WHANT FOR A THE FIRST PETPET AND A PETPET PAINT BRUSH You wrote: Gallion? the first one? On wizard its about 99k stardust987_5 replied: [Report Message] WELL I WILL GIVE 10K You wrote: I can just sell it in my shop for 97k though lol stardust987_5 replied: [Report Message] good luck getting any one to by that i cant even make 10k See my new screenie petpage? (: http://www.neopets.com/~TKDChampion www.youtube.com/TKDJamesPakTKD Check out my Martial Arts samplers =)

From: [cutie_love_2234] Katie » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 1/1/2010 10:05am Folder: Inbox Subject: Hey Message: [Report Message] My first question is how did you get that userlookup? And my other question is why arent you reciving neofriend requests? You wrote: I got my lookup from my mall, it says its only for mall members. I don't get friend requests because I was getting a headache sorry =( cutie_love_2234 replied: [Report Message] Oh I understand! I've been asking people why they werent reciving neofriend requests and they say what you said! So is this guild of your receving new members? I really like that userlooup! How do I become friends with you? You wrote: a mall is a network of shops, and to be considered for it you need to have 640 shop size.. To upgrade from size 1 to 640, it will cost: 40,896,000 NP Whenever you upgrade you can apply, but it's not guaranteed though =/ cutie_love_2234 replied: [Report Message] oh i dont have that kind of money! Soo do i have to do that to become your neofriend or its a no. You wrote: I dont think we can be friends then.. sorry =( cutie_love_2234 replied: [Report Message] o that stinks! Can i still have that userlookup? You wrote: are you going to steal it? cutie_love_2234 replied: [Report Message] what do you mean? i would never steal anything from anybodyy! --- I had the UL for maybe not even 2 days and already lol! Awesome Dimtri xD See my new screenie petpage? (: http://www.neopets.com/~TKDChampion www.youtube.com/TKDJamesPakTKD Check out my Martial Arts samplers =)

o_0 From: [greencharlotte86] hazel » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 1/1/2010 11:33am Folder: Inbox Subject: Thanks Message: [Report Message] Thanks for buying my Snarhook. Drop by anytime new stock added daily. The Preschool Mall: Petpet Paradise http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=mizleah

[quote=TKDJamesPakTKD ] hola por favor aceptame de neoamiga porfa[/quote] This is my basic knowledge of spanish going on here... I think it says "Hello. Please accept my neofriends request." (Hola=hello, Por Favor=please, amigo looks like amiga and amigo means friend, so "Hello, please aceptame de neofriend porfa" is probably "Hello, please accept my neofriends request.") Hehe that was pointless. --- Step outside, take a breath of fresh air, then look down to see if you have a new text message.

From: [ginny_hermione_luna] Harley » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 1/1/2010 12:51pm Folder: Inbox Subject: its my birthday Message: [Report Message] Hey my name is Harley, and im kinda new to this whole neopets thing. I have not really been on for a while so im back! And im trying to save up for a Secret lab map. And i was wondering if you would like to help by donating items or nps or even noth. If you do i will put you on my wall of fame. Thanks very much. Neomail me back. happy new year by the way