n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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It appears I don't get nearly as many of these as you guys do, maybe a couple of times a week or so =) I hope you keep posting these, they're hilarious :) Anyway, here is one from this week: From: [Username Removed] Jessica » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 28/3/2009 05:14pm Folder: Inbox Subject: HELLO Message: [Report Message] its funny i sell eye sha for 550 while you sell it for 1250 mine go in about a few min
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inara60 | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 9:20am |

Haha I get so many neomails a day asking if someone could please have some neggs from my shop because they are new and don't have enough money to actually buy them. I've actually had people demand that I give them neggs, because "it looks like you wouldn't even notice one gone."
Dennis_Anderson | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 9:21am |

Oh geez.. I get SO many of those. I had a run of them from one person this moring trying to speak to me in german. After 5 mails within as many minutes (while I wasnt even on and replying) translating on it appears he was in search of a girlfriend. Umm.. wrong place and wrong lanuage buddy :P I just cleaned out my inbox when I came on.. I will post them next time first. Some of them are just priceless.
perpette | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 9:52am |

oh dang. Speaking of girlfriend and whatnot, i get alot of 12 year old girls looking for boyfriends. One even tried to convince me how she was so beautiful/popular/sings at a public club and wanted to make out, etc etc. (I omitted some details since it's not appropriate EVEN on NeoMallers *lol* )
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saudor | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 10:13am |

Oh geez! Wow being so beautiful and popular I wonder how she can fight them all off *lol* I swear when mine are that age they'd better have some common sense or heads will roll.
perpette | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 11:43am |

*lol* I get a few pathetic scammer neomails a month
nick08_1 | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 12:53pm |

*lol* I agree common sense will be a must. Some of the people are soo... peculiar.
Dennis_Anderson | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 1:11pm |

I'm always fond of the ones that demand I lower my prices because I have the plushies they want. (I don't carry many of the expensive plushies yet.)
mspooh68 | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 1:32pm |

Wow! I used to get a lot of requests neofriends and then they would immediately start asking for free stuff. I finally had to block neofriend requests. I just unblocked and haven't gotten any good ones yet. Thanks for sharing. Some of those are priceless. :D
pedmay | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 2:19pm |

Yay, I just got fan mail haha! "hi! how did you get all those draiks??? ive been looking for one! wow! your so cool!!"
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kirsty_to_stay | Tue, 07/04/2009 - 4:06pm |

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