n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P

[quote]Message: [Report Message] hi my name is robyn and i dont want 2 b rejected so i am going 2 say thanks 4 bying that item 4m my shop!and if u want u can reply and say 'thanks for sending this mail' or just say 'its a pleasure'!have a nice day :-D[/quote] I never bought anything from that shop. And 9 minutes later... [quote]Message: [Report Message] i am just letting u knw that ur stone paint brush that i bought 4m u was a fake and i put it in my shop 4 cheaper! i would b mutch ablized if u could take it back!!!!!! u will still have a extra neopoints if u by it back!!plz take it back :-([/quote] I even stated on the banner that those PBs cannot be used. seriously.
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Those are the ones that kill me... learn to read or at least try to know what you are buying *unsure* I finally had to block and report my german buddy... came on to 7 more mails trying to take it WAY over the line wanting pics and vids, giving me his email. freak.

Wow, that's really intense.

got this one this am: [quote]hi Message: [Report Message] i am "NOOBREMOVED" and i would like to be your neofriend because i think you are realy cool and you are the best neopets player around. i have loads of rare items and i think it would be cool if we were friends. also i woild give you the items free and i would give you neopoints and neocash. please can we be neofriends.i could get you a draik and more lutari's. please,please,please can we be neofriends.[/quote] From a 3 week account :P

and just got this one now [quote]Wanna Trade? Message: [Report Message] I got paintbrushes, that i would give u, u can seel alot for it, i just need battle items, ill sharre for the value of the paint brushes hit me back up when u get this[/quote]

[quote]Subject: quiggle Message: [Report Message] hi i realy really want a pirate quiggle!!!!!!!! if you dont want him anymore can i have urs? [/quote] *lol*

Love nooobmail! I have a whole file, but this is one of the best I've ever had: http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u127/mellen48/screenshots/noob_gasprices.gif ^_^

[quote=mellen48]Love nooobmail! I have a whole file, but this is one of the best I've ever had: http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u127/mellen48/screenshots/noob_gasprices.gif ^_^[/quote] That is a great one. I really can't understand why people feel the need to beg for stuff. It drives me crazy.

I got more neomail when I used to feed Kadoaties. Now nothing except for pets I have up for adoption or the occasional nice mail from someone from the shop ads board. I guess I should consider myself lucky. Steph, your stalker sounds scary. Glad you blocked!

Haha@ gas prices... and the saddest part is that they were probably so proud of their 'knowledge'

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