My friend wants to join a guild. What guild should he join?

Please can you post you guild's my friend is very desperate to find one
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There's already an entire forum on the NeoBoards for this *unsure* But as guild advertiser I feel I must do a plug for the Nursery Malls and Friends Guild http://www.neopets.com/guilds/guild.phtml?id=3739354 That is all... :P

MSPP lend please? Just curious why is he so desperate?

It's a little difficult to suggest a guild when we don't know what your friend is interested in, what his neo-goals are, blah blah blah.
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