n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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Subject: Please Message: [Report Message] Please Can I have one of your trades because you are really rich and have loads of trades and I am really rally poor? Subject: hi, can u help? Message: [Report Message] i need help, i used one of your backgrounds, witch are awesome! but i can't figure out why you can see my discribestion right. Subject: Random Chat Message: [Report Message] do yuo know anybody who has a cybunny up for adoption? i know i already have one, but i misstyped its name... and now im very frustrated b/c its very hard to get one!
coco_cornucopia | Mon, 27/04/2009 - 2:43pm |

i hate those xD i love to laugh at them though xD i remember someone nming me asking for soothers (my baby kiko) for their baby jubjub.. all i said was *LOL* did i say they were UFT anywhere? no . go click that magic button =D it may have sounded mean but it made them stop nm me =D
meep_meepit | Mon, 27/04/2009 - 4:19pm |

Subject: Hello Message: [Report Message] hi, does it excuse, more you might give me a paint brush? (ah.. nothing like begging through a translator lol) And next person... Folder: Inbox Subject: I HATE YOU!!! Message: [Report Message] YOU RIPPED ME OFF!!! (bought the petpet maps... can you feel the love?) Subject: Sorry. You wrote: I did nothing of the sort. replied: [Report Message] Firstly, I went off. I;m sorry for freaking out. Secondly, You sold the Petpet lab map for 9k, when it could have sold for a lot cheaper. (I for some reason explained how he could have been ripped off much worse. and got this...) replied: [Report Message] Oh, it's OK. I'd... Rather not explain why. (lmao so he obviously sold them for more ) Next person Subject: O.O Message: [Report Message] were already you for the Disney? (What?!) Then I actually had a handful of the I love your shop mails that I wont reply to so the begging doesnt begin.
perpette | Mon, 27/04/2009 - 6:16pm |

[quote]From: REMOVED » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 28/4/2009 06:48pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Something has Happened Message: [Report Message] wanna trade your hissi with me. You can have any of my neopets for it. If you want more neomail me.[/quote] Now why in the world would I want to give up my Hissi I love my hissi.
eeukqicmaj | Tue, 28/04/2009 - 6:53pm |

I haven't had much noob mail in quite a while... not even sure how long I just wasted reading about 7 pages of the ones posted here, but it was fun. :P I don't know how you guys handle it I must say. As much as some of them made me giggle, I am left feeling irritated by the others, and I wasn't even the one who had to deal with those people. I will keep in mind never to stock paint brushes... one noob mail every month or two is more than enough for me!
angelontatteredwings | Wed, 29/04/2009 - 6:40pm |

"insert username here wrote: U NO THE Strawberry Jelly isnt worth 150k" Oh the joy of running noticeboard ad trades! Kinda fun though, as i'm not asking 150k for it, but 260k lmao!
___________ Kirsty aka "the sensitive one" Silverdragon siggy stealer Tasty tent seller
kirsty_to_stay | Fri, 01/05/2009 - 8:56am |

Not a mail, but funny nonetheless.
Dennis_Anderson | Sat, 16/05/2009 - 12:29am |

ROFL, so I bid 10 np's and a balloon on a junk lot of berries on the TP She then in turn bid 10 np's on my lot with the robo in it, of course I rejected it, she then rejected me and sent me a mail saying I was PERMANENTLY BLOCKED and proceeded to block me ROFL
Nicann4 | Sun, 17/05/2009 - 12:09pm |

[quote=Nicann4]ROFL, so I bid 10 np's and a balloon on a junk lot of berries on the TP She then in turn bid 10 np's on my lot with the robo in it, of course I rejected it, she then rejected me and sent me a mail saying I was PERMANENTLY BLOCKED and proceeded to block me ROFL[/quote] nice :P
killercars5000 | Sun, 17/05/2009 - 12:48pm |

@#! DO U CALL THOSE PRICES IN UR SHOP LOW! U ARE CRAZY GIRL! A PP OF WINTER IS AT 35,000! HOW COULD SOMEONE BOOKMARK UR SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon James
peetree87871 | Sun, 17/05/2009 - 3:24pm |

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