n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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So after peaking o1st on the NBAD I woke up to some wonderful messages just thought I'd share :D: [quote]hey you i´m from germany and my english isnt very good. but at the moment im sooo bored and so i thought: "lets write a mail to this boy" and i really really want you to write to me, too. i EVER wanted to know someone from the USA.. and i don´t knew how. so PLEASE write back to me. i´d be very very very happy[/quote] [quote]u look wealthy can i have a nerkmid for 75k[/quote] I also got invited by 2 other malls for me to join them. Which would mean leaving mine... which isn't happening, and like discussed in the Malling Etiquette board I think is very rude to ask someone to leave one mall and then join yours. Personally I wouldn't want someone who is even willing to do that in my mall. One is a main market mall, and they said I would have to pay extra fees because my shop is only 202 right now *lol*
Dennis_Anderson | Sat, 23/05/2009 - 10:15am |

[quote=Dennis_Anderson]So after peaking o1st on the NBAD I woke up to some wonderful messages just thought I'd share :D: [quote]hey you i´m from germany and my english isnt very good. but at the moment im sooo bored and so i thought: "lets write a mail to this boy" and i really really want you to write to me, too. i EVER wanted to know someone from the USA.. and i don´t knew how. so PLEASE write back to me. i´d be very very very happy[/quote] [quote]u look wealthy can i have a nerkmid for 75k[/quote] I also got invited by 2 other malls for me to join them. Which would mean leaving mine... which isn't happening, and like discussed in the Malling Etiquette board I think is very rude to ask someone to leave one mall and then join yours. Personally I wouldn't want someone who is even willing to do that in my mall. One is a main market mall, and they said I would have to pay extra fees because my shop is only 202 right now *lol*[/quote] Looking for the MSPP lend please contact me for collateral details:) Hmm... Mall Etiquette... people should learn some:D I am happy for you Wes. Great job!
ugg | Sat, 23/05/2009 - 10:52am |

[quote]From: [treyday55] Trey » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 22/5/2009 07:07pm Folder: Inbox Subject: lets be friends Message: [Report Message] your smart you dont just chose friends randomly. Im not new I just made another acount. Id really like some neofriends and like I said your smart. Please dont just ignore me. If we were neofriends it would men alot to me[/quote] ohh the irony
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saudor | Sat, 23/05/2009 - 2:55pm |

*lol* Dmitri why do you always seem to be blessed with the best noob mail? I'm kind of envious a little bit. I mean I get a good laugh out of mine, but yours is always better *unsure* :P
Dennis_Anderson | Sat, 23/05/2009 - 6:10pm |

lol, a dream come true for me, my very first noob mail :D Subject: Lending? Message: [Report Message] I know I am a Newbie, and I don't have much, but I was wondering if I could get lent the FQD for free? Please & Thank-You. I promise to return it, just like I did with one of my friend's Fire Paw TCG. ^ i dont even know what's FQD. hehe
breakawaygirl | Sat, 23/05/2009 - 7:03pm |

[quote]@#! DO U CALL THOSE PRICES IN UR SHOP LOW! U ARE CRAZY GIRL! A PP OF WINTER IS AT 35,000! HOW COULD SOMEONE BOOKMARK UR SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] That is precious ROFL @ men so much
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Pip | Sat, 23/05/2009 - 7:06pm |

lol. eduardoarteaga is requesting to become your NeoFriend ^now that's odd. NF requests are blocked :o
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saudor | Mon, 25/05/2009 - 6:29am |

Those beggars are too fun, why not beg back?
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silverdragon | Mon, 25/05/2009 - 11:29am |

careful, they might report you for begging back *lol* [quote]From: [logout363] Kelly Morris » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 25/5/2009 08:36pm Folder: Inbox Subject: hi Message: [Report Message] hello not here to bother you, I'm not gonna waste my time with a person like you but you may get your account frozen for rude words on your neofriend requests page and neomailing page nobody likes rude people! DUH-OH!![/quote] DUH-OH! I should start shakin like a codestone right????
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saudor | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 12:14am |

I have had many noob mails over the years, but the most unsettling I had was a stalker. I outbid him on an auction and he started sending me hate mail and how he knew where I lived and that he was going to kill me. I reported him, sent messages to TNT and blocked him and can you believe they did not freeze him? Months later his account was still active. He is no longer in my block list now so possibly TNT finally did something but this happened years ago.
Jathina | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 8:41am |

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