n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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*lol* wow. Kill you over a neopets auction? Now that's intense :P The ones I get are usually rude, sexual (especially the ones from South Africa, for some reason), or just plain stupid.
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saudor | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 8:54am |

Jathina that's pretty creepy o-o
Spare a CC vote please? :* http://www.neopets.com/games/caption_browse.phtml
Pip | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 9:19am |

[quote=Jathina]I have had many noob mails over the years, but the most unsettling I had was a stalker. I outbid him on an auction and he started sending me hate mail and how he knew where I lived and that he was going to kill me. I reported him, sent messages to TNT and blocked him and can you believe they did not freeze him? Months later his account was still active. He is no longer in my block list now so possibly TNT finally did something but this happened years ago.[/quote] o.0 creepy lol.
killercars5000 | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 9:19am |

Looking for the MSPP lend please contact me for collateral details:) wow... that is creepy O.o people need to realize that it is a game:)
ugg | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 9:42am |

Hehe, when I get the boys hunting for a girlfriend they usually leave me alone when I tell 'em I got a daughter probably around thier age. :P In another game I play got a 26 year old who has decided I am it. :P
Jathina | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 9:56am |

[quote]Message: [Report Message] hi im chelsea nice shop how did you make it like that were and who did you get that stufff from ?????????????? You wrote: Coded it myself and i got most of them from random places like neoboards zsyschelsea_2_2 replied: [Report Message] o cool You wrote: Coded it myself and i got most of them from random places like neoboards zsyschelsea_2_2 replied: [Report Message] can i be a neofriend[/quote] 99.9% of these "chat" neomails always ends up with the last question. And of course that eventually mutates into "Can i have free stuff??11111212121" [quote]You wrote: no zsyschelsea_2_2 replied: [Report Message] why ote: because next, you're gonna say "can i hav some paintbrushes???" zsyschelsea_2_2 replied: [Report Message] no i do not need any why would i do that to you im not that kind of a girl yes i can be mean sometimes but im not a girl the begs to get stuff from guys You wrote: http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/boardlist.phtml?board=4 Tons of people there are extremely desperate for neofriends. you'll have better luck there. zsyschelsea_2_2 replied: [Report Message] you justdo not like girls lol You wrote: not little ones ;o zsyschelsea_2_2 replied: [Report Message] im a teen omg[/quote] ok i better stop before this goes the wrong way.
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saudor | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 12:23pm |

[quote]zsyschelsea_2_2 replied: [Report Message] how old you im 19[/quote] [quote]USERLOOKUP: hi im chelsea im the now only one that plays and my friends blackwolfowns and babii_girl we all stay in a gruop any were we go my cuz play but not much all my friends on here are the best you can in the world i love neopets im on all time so neomail me if you wont and if you go to my shop you buy go to the wolfs thankyou[/quote] Country: United States yeah a 19 year old with a bunch of grammar/spelling mistakes.
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saudor | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 12:47pm |

Sometimes I get some good mail Hey! ^^; im Crow, i was looking at your plushie shop and i noticed that you didnt have alot of aisha plushies (of different color), i was wondering if you did actually have more. I collect them and would love to buy some from you! Sorry for asking ^^; Me: Thank you for browsing my shoppe. I added some new aisha stock (was sold out of some). You should be able to find items on 5 out of the 7 pages of stock I have. [Report Message] ^^wow, thank you very much! ~Crow They wound up buying about 7 plushies.
Jathina | Tue, 26/05/2009 - 1:49pm |

Lucky :o Mine are all like this: [quote]Message: [Report Message] can i be your NF please1 You wrote: no king_kong_366 replied: [Report Message] i will give you 20,000! You wrote: go away king_kong_366 replied: [Report Message] .....[/quote]
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saudor | Thu, 28/05/2009 - 11:17am |

[quote]Subject: hi Message: r u going to quit playing neopets???[/quote] I never get mail, but I just got this. I don't know what he is trying to imply. And he wants to be my neofriend, the little vulture.
slaygal_of_sunnydale | Sat, 30/05/2009 - 2:08pm |

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