Noob Mails

Submitted by 5tar on Wed, 15/04/2009 - 10:52am
We need a new board :P From: [Username Removed] Wormy » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/4/2009 07:40am Folder: Inbox Subject: Help! Message: [Report Message] Can I borrow your Super Pea so I can get the avatar?
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@demirep77 I just post my sales statistics when people post things like that. It usually puts them in their place (A)
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saudor | Fri, 11/09/2009 - 7:59pm |

[quote=Dmitri]@demirep77 I just post my sales statistics when people post things like that. It usually puts them in their place (A)[/quote] But then they report you for using software to gain an advantage over other neopians :O
killercars5000 | Fri, 11/09/2009 - 8:00pm |

[quote=Kulpio]Another just in: THEIR MESSAGE: i am looking for donators for my guild can ui help we need pb's codestones np books fearies......can u help? MY MESSAGE: GO AWAY! STOP BEGGING. EARN STUFF YOUR SELF. YOU CAN GET REPORTED FOR THIS. THEIR MESSAGE: i am trying to help other ok you dont want to help fine shut the hell up and stop yellin! MY MESSAGE: I HAVE REPORTED YOU. YOU SHOULDNT USE THAT WORD ON THIS SITE. SO YOU HAVE NOW BROKEN TWO RULES. THEIR MESSAGE: how bout this son of a gun!a** h***. oh by the way i cant get frozen i have a mom thats part of the neopets team! MY MESSAGE: Silly little child..... THIER MESSAGE: im 19 im an adult! Then I blocked them :)[/quote] I laughed so hard I nearly cried when I read this. I love n00bs... it's a good way to cheer yourself up, reading theses mails. Especially with all the typos and chatspeak.
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twilight51492 | Fri, 11/09/2009 - 8:02pm |

But they're usually too dumb and if they even do bring it up, i'll just say i reported them for using a browser software :P
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saudor | Fri, 11/09/2009 - 8:03pm |

[quote=raquza]From: [Username Removed] » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/4/2009 07:40am Folder: Inbox Subject: Help! Message: [Report Message] How much neopoints have you got. Give me your account so i can see[/quote] Oh. My. God.
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twilight51492 | Fri, 11/09/2009 - 8:30pm |

[quote=puppystitches]From: [xxxxx] Jemma » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/8/2009 06:05pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Books.... Message: [Report Message] Hello, I dont have that much money and I was wondering if I could have some of your books for free or cheaper? Thankyou so i usually dont get n00b mails cuz im not super rich looking but i guess that doesnt matter now...not used to these lol...[/quote] What's cheaper than free? XD
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twilight51492 | Fri, 11/09/2009 - 9:36pm |

[quote=twilight51492][quote=Kulpio]Another just in: THEIR MESSAGE: i am looking for donators for my guild can ui help we need pb's codestones np books fearies......can u help? MY MESSAGE: GO AWAY! STOP BEGGING. EARN STUFF YOUR SELF. YOU CAN GET REPORTED FOR THIS. THEIR MESSAGE: i am trying to help other ok you dont want to help fine shut the hell up and stop yellin! MY MESSAGE: I HAVE REPORTED YOU. YOU SHOULDNT USE THAT WORD ON THIS SITE. SO YOU HAVE NOW BROKEN TWO RULES. THEIR MESSAGE: how bout this son of a gun!a** h***. oh by the way i cant get frozen i have a mom thats part of the neopets team! MY MESSAGE: Silly little child..... THIER MESSAGE: im 19 im an adult! Then I blocked them :)[/quote] I laughed so hard I nearly cried when I read this. I love n00bs... it's a good way to cheer yourself up, reading theses mails. Especially with all the typos and chatspeak.[/quote] lmfao that is pretty funny. You should have continued arguing with them. xD
seanaf | Sat, 12/09/2009 - 12:55am |

[quote=Kulpio]Another just in: THEIR MESSAGE: i am looking for donators for my guild can ui help we need pb's codestones np books fearies......can u help? MY MESSAGE: GO AWAY! STOP BEGGING. EARN STUFF YOUR SELF. YOU CAN GET REPORTED FOR THIS. THEIR MESSAGE: i am trying to help other ok you dont want to help fine shut the hell up and stop yellin! MY MESSAGE: I HAVE REPORTED YOU. YOU SHOULDNT USE THAT WORD ON THIS SITE. SO YOU HAVE NOW BROKEN TWO RULES. THEIR MESSAGE: how bout this son of a gun!a** h***. oh by the way i cant get frozen i have a mom thats part of the neopets team! MY MESSAGE: Silly little child..... THIER MESSAGE: im 19 im an adult! Then I blocked them :)[/quote] *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* O MY GOSH THAT WAS FUNNY! I fell out of my chair! Now my ankle hurts, I think I twisted it. *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* *lol* The Bakery
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Deidara | Sat, 12/09/2009 - 9:18am |

Lol I just had a great laugh! 00100100 00110001 00110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110
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davymuncher | Sat, 12/09/2009 - 10:47am |

[quote]From: [yellowdog300] max » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 12/9/2009 06:21pm Folder: Inbox Subject: paitn brushes Message: [Report Message] can you please give me a paint brush for 13000 thax you rock yellowdog300[/quote] Why do n00bs refuse to use proper grammar? 0.o
killercars5000 | Sat, 12/09/2009 - 6:36pm |

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