Noob Mails

We need a new board :P From: [Username Removed] Wormy » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/4/2009 07:40am Folder: Inbox Subject: Help! Message: [Report Message] Can I borrow your Super Pea so I can get the avatar?

*lol* Now I always know where to go for a good laugh. :P

[quote]alsay_101_ wrote: were you on Britain has talent? because i saw you on there maybe ???????[/quote] not really noob mail but I think i might reply "Yeah yeah! that's right. I'm very famous ya know ^^"
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ohh and the person that wrote: [quote]Message: [Report Message] this is your second account, isn't it? the first got frozen for that 'NO NEOFRIENDS!' page. aren't you gonna learn? people do change, you might not, but that doesn't mean nobody will.[/quote] User Lookup: yuion22 This account has been disabled. lol
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From: [zap_44] Ember daemon » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 21/7/2009 02:58pm Folder: Inbox Subject: HELLO Message: [Report Message] why would an adult be playing neopets *sighs* it amazes me that kids are still so surprised that adults are on the site From: [silvercityangel] Celina » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/7/2009 08:33pm Folder: Inbox Subject: hi Message: [Report Message] can i have the faerie doll that is in ur shop My reply?... sure you can!!! just click on it :D

From: [mars4prez97] maleck » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/7/2009 05:07pm Folder: Inbox Subject: i met demi lovato:D Message: [Report Message] here are some photos of us tinyurl*com/mewithdemilovato ======= Another failed scam attempt. Note: DO NOT GO TO THAT URL

lol had some fun with some noob doing one of those neofriend collecting contests. Told them to go to the newbie chat and they're trying to prove that they're not a newbie: [quote]You wrote: aka a newbie. hunter_3366 replied: [Report Message] than why do i have a chomby a koi a snowy bori and an eyrie[/quote] [quote]You wrote: lyke w0w that must make u so rich right??? hunter_3366 replied: [Report Message] s h u t u p[/quote] [quote]You wrote: lyke w0w that must make u so rich right??? hunter_3366 replied: [Report Message] then why do you only have one pet huh???[/quote] [quote]You wrote: hahaa gonna go cry to your mom?? hunter_3366 replied: [Report Message] your guild sucks i saw it and it sucked so bad You wrote: you sure you were looking at my guild and not at a mirror?? [/quote] [quote]rote: my pet has the strength of 1000 pets and all the cool people only have 1 pet hunter_3366 replied: [Report Message] then why do other people have 2-4 neopets[/quote] [quote]You wrote: cause they're not cool duh hunter_3366 replied: [Report Message] BECAUSE YOUR UNCOOL AND YOU S U C K You wrote: http://www.neopets.com/remacct.phtml[/quote] I think i had my daily noob dosage today *lol*
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lol, so funny, and your "meanie" title continues on quite deserved. :P

Dmtri, that is probably the funniest noob mail i have seen yet :3

Sent: 28/7/2009 11:11pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Purchase Message: I bought your strawberry Gaga Grub! Return the favor?? ?Hannah Bananna - Lanna - Vanna - Canna - Ranna - Bo - Banna - Fanna -a - Ding - danga... _____________________________________________________ ~ Mimi's Ménagerie Avatars ~ http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=temps_bons&misc
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Dmitri - Seems we have a friend in common. From: [sunmembers] **u know it! ballin** » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 13/8/2009 06:28am Folder: Inbox Subject: heyy Message: [Report Message] can i have a paint brush? please . From: [sunmembers] **u know it! ballin** » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 13/8/2009 10:33am Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: heyy You wrote: no. sunmembers replied: [Report Message] huh? ~~ I just went to her lookup and discovered she's got a section devoted to you. ;)
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