n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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[quote=kirsty_to_stay]This one left me really scratching my head Message: [Report Message] hi i just wanna know if ur katelyens mom thanks bye You wrote: um what? replied: [Report Message] do u kow katlyen You wrote: do u kow how to type and spell? replied: [Report Message] yes im just typeing to fast i said do you know katelyen You wrote: No, should I? By the way i'm no ones mom, and it does say on my lookup i'm only 23 so unless she is VERY young replied: [Report Message] well you have the same name and everything you sure we cant be neofriends u sound so cool[/quote] ~ May ~ Wouldn't it be a bit.. more.. polite to ask if you are "whoever's" sister? XD Well, altho you are 23, aparently that's old, nowadays... Maybe you're old enough to be a grandma by now! *lol*
~ May ~
mayarend | Wed, 05/08/2009 - 4:35pm |

*lol* They did reply to a later mail that the Kirsty they were looking for was also 23, so indeed yes :O Old *cry*
___________ Kirsty aka "the sensitive one" Silverdragon siggy stealer Tasty tent seller
kirsty_to_stay | Wed, 05/08/2009 - 4:45pm |

[quote]pentech__15 wrote: remember me from scool jerry[/quote] lol
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saudor | Thu, 06/08/2009 - 6:08pm |

ohh someone's up to no good :o [quote]Message: so i was thinking .... uwanna be nf cuz jathina said ur a really nice person once i get to know you so u wanna be NEOFRIENDS? [b]You wrote:[/b] jathina is lying [b]sunmembers replied: [/b] ok can i have a paint brush then? [i]lol @ neofriends always translating to 'can i hav free stuff??' [/i] [b]You wrote:[/b] yeah sure. it's in my shop [b]sunmembers replied: [/b] ok for free. c'mon? [b] You wrote:[/b] too late you're slow. it sold for 1np already [b]sunmembers replied: [/b] where huh? omg ok wel.. can i have another one then? [b] You wrote:[/b] gogogogogo! sunmembers wrote: omg i missed it! whcih one? c;'mon im a 12 yr old girl and ur 30 please? You wrote: too bad so sad *cry* I'll do it again february 30th, 2010 so be ready then! [/quote]
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saudor | Sun, 09/08/2009 - 7:15am |

Sent: 8/8/2009 07:39pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Hiya Message: [Report Message] Before i start talking got a FAQ? or "What not to do when talking" to me page?=) lol Gee, if it wasn't for the dmitri hate mail, I would get no mail at all *lol*
irisheyez | Sun, 09/08/2009 - 7:18am |

*lol* Gotta love em. Maybe i can twist it around a bit (A)
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saudor | Sun, 09/08/2009 - 7:20am |

From: [zzzzzzzzzzzz] Micki » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 8/8/2009 12:41pm Folder: Inbox Subject: hi Message: [Report Message] i need a few books. can u give me sum. ur not selling any at tht price! I wanted to reply i need a few brain cells. can u give me sum. ur not using any at tht price! *lol*
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desperately_yours | Sun, 09/08/2009 - 7:24am |

LOLOLOL I actually might do that to my next noob mail that i get. which probably will be in the next 20 mins
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saudor | Sun, 09/08/2009 - 7:26am |

sunmembers replied: [Report Message] hey ok ya report me check this out! can you buy it for me? http://www.neopets.com/auctions.phtml?type=bids&auction_id=147259437 (it's some paintbrush) I've been ignoring this noob and it's sending me so far 7 or 8 mails going "hello????" or "ware r u ????? *cry* "
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saudor | Sun, 09/08/2009 - 7:50am |

[quote=Dmitri]ohh someone's up to no good :o [quote]Message: so i was thinking .... uwanna be nf cuz jathina said ur a really nice person once i get to know you so u wanna be NEOFRIENDS? [b]You wrote:[/b] jathina is lying [b]sunmembers replied: [/b] ok can i have a paint brush then? [i]lol @ neofriends always translating to 'can i hav free stuff??' [/i] [b]You wrote:[/b] yeah sure. it's in my shop [b]sunmembers replied: [/b] ok for free. c'mon? [b] You wrote:[/b] too late you're slow. it sold for 1np already [b]sunmembers replied: [/b] where huh? omg ok wel.. can i have another one then? [b] You wrote:[/b] gogogogogo! sunmembers wrote: omg i missed it! whcih one? c;'mon im a 12 yr old girl and ur 30 please? You wrote: too bad so sad *cry* I'll do it again february 30th, 2010 so be ready then! [/quote][/quote] *lol* Oh so you are 30 now? :O You lost like 70 years... you should sell a de-ageing product!
___________ Kirsty aka "the sensitive one" Silverdragon siggy stealer Tasty tent seller
kirsty_to_stay | Sun, 09/08/2009 - 7:53am |

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