[quote=neofreak12356791]My first noob mail From: [carnivorousonion] Is a secret » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 24/9/2009 02:03pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Your Shop Message: [Report Message] Hey! I was just in your shop. I really really like it. So I don't mean to sound pushy, but could you friend me? Please? I will be a customer often! I love having neofriends who have specialized shops so I can find things easily when I'm looking for something specifically. Oh and, how did you get that button that say how many customers you've had? It's really cool! Thanks! Please please mail me!![/quote] Aw, I think she was sincere. You should teach her to use firefox and bookmark your page. Poor noob.

Lol this didn't come from neopets, but it was a site that I was bored and decided to see what the invite option did and it said "Invite members from your email contacts: Email Address: Password: No worries, we won't store your password and you can select who from your contacts you want to email." Lol they really wanted you to put in your E-mail address and PW... It might have been trustworthy but still it's a laugh!

yeah so many sites do that. So annoying too since many of my friends are dumb enough to type in their email and password. The site gets the contact list and spams them with ads (aka me) [quote]Message: [Report Message] You add me as your neoamigo[/quote] wow demanding

[quote=gothsunprincess]Eww. Just got this post on the shop ads board. I really want to come up with a mean come back for them but I just don't have the time or energy to deal with it today. =/ [quote]GOOD LUCK selling way overpriced items. Your shop is only good for people to get an idea of what they want. Then they go to the wizard and find them 10 times cheaper. Fail. [/quote][/quote] Reply with "You currently have 682,500 NP in your till." lol...

This was yesterday's gem. Sent: 29/9/2009 04:01pm Folder: Inbox Subject: shop Message: [Report Message] ummm.......... the autumn birch tree in ur shop....... it sold for 205 np in the garden shop....... My reply: Have you checked the shop wiz? xxxx Autumn Birch Tree 2 13,250 NP xxxx Autumn Birch Tree 1 13,500 NP atlantissix Autumn Birch Tree 1 15,200 NP Apparently making a profit is not okay. Noobs:D

[quote] » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/9/2009 06:05pm Folder: Inbox Subject: XD Message: [Report Message] wow, its so wierd but i like see you everywhere, its crazy! i like see you all the time and i always find myself going to your lookup and stuff and EVERY SINGLE TIME im like "I KEEP ON SEEING THIS PERSON! OMG SOOOOOOO WIERD!" i was like but yea, i dont know why I keep seeing you. lol I just wanted to say cool shop and screenies and stuff, but yea. lol. neomail me anytime because i never log off and i check regularly if i have any neomails, but yea. im bored, so i figured that i would neomail you to say hi, and let you know that i like, always go to your lookup. lol. please dont flame me, im just being nice. i've been on that boat before. gosh, people get so worked up about someone being friendly, dont they? lol yea. also... I LOVE YOUR PETS THEY ARE CUTE! lol yes, i like most peoples pets. but yea, especially your draik. IM NOT BEGGING FOR YOUR DRAIK, simply complimenting your draik. well, bye! neomail me anytime! lol im crazy. as you can tell. [/quote] Wow...... I don't even know what to say about this one.

[quote=supre_drake][quote] » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/9/2009 06:05pm Folder: Inbox Subject: XD Message: [Report Message] wow, its so wierd but i like see you everywhere, its crazy! i like see you all the time and i always find myself going to your lookup and stuff and EVERY SINGLE TIME im like "I KEEP ON SEEING THIS PERSON! OMG SOOOOOOO WIERD!" i was like but yea, i dont know why I keep seeing you. lol I just wanted to say cool shop and screenies and stuff, but yea. lol. neomail me anytime because i never log off and i check regularly if i have any neomails, but yea. im bored, so i figured that i would neomail you to say hi, and let you know that i like, always go to your lookup. lol. please dont flame me, im just being nice. i've been on that boat before. gosh, people get so worked up about someone being friendly, dont they? lol yea. also... I LOVE YOUR PETS THEY ARE CUTE! lol yes, i like most peoples pets. but yea, especially your draik. IM NOT BEGGING FOR YOUR DRAIK, simply complimenting your draik. well, bye! neomail me anytime! lol im crazy. as you can tell. [/quote] Wow...... I don't even know what to say about this one.[/quote] I'd reply with "I can tell, but yea" :P

From: [coconut646] Eliyah » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 1/10/2009 02:49pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Cool Message: [Report Message] Hi I just wanted to say that your shop is awesome. I'm sure you already know that but sometimes its good to get a reminder. Can you please add me as a neofriend? It would be super cool to be your friend. its alright if you dont want to but I still think it would be cool to be friends with you. Bye! Peace out Homie G! lol bye.

Lol I've carried that conversation that I menioned a page or 2 ago out and so here's how it's played out. From: [FoolishNoob that decided to make their username their full name XD] Stephaine » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 26/9/2009 04:40pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: hey You wrote: Silence is often up in the air... and preferred. FoolishNoob replied: [Report Message] what Lol I was trying to tell her to shut up, so I decided to make subtle fun of her. From: [Someone to laugh at] Stephaine » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 26/9/2009 05:37pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: hey You wrote: Think... Inhale a large quantity of Pure Oxygen.... It will come to you. FoolishOne replied: [Report Message] ummm how old are you cuz your using big words for my little brain From: [Odd One] Stephaine » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 27/9/2009 10:55am Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: hey You wrote: Quite young, just a year over the legal limit of COPPA standards. If you cannot comply, you must try for (Some stupid random number) stew-Pud Jr. replied: [Report Message] yep im young and love life ---By here I assumed she was 10 years old or something that signed up with her age being a million or something (I'm 14) From: [] Stephaine » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 28/9/2009 06:22pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: hey You wrote: Many expressions would not fit the exasperating tendencies of this conversation. SHE replied: [Report Message] wow you think bad From: [Moosegg] Stephaine » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 29/9/2009 04:46am Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: hey You wrote: How so would you comprehend the achievements of your own thought processings to come to that conclusion Amebleoflack? Oddish Quagsquire replied: [Report Message] you use to big of words for my vocabulary From: [laugh at this one] Stephaine » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/9/2009 05:18pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: hey You wrote: wrong use of To, no period, Get in a grammar help class. Murmurkle replied: [Report Message] oh stop hitting on me im a junior and im 16 okay so... ---LOL I cracked up at this one, I'm younger than her and she acts like a 6 year old! From: [16 year old immature being] Stephaine » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 30/9/2009 06:10pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: hey You wrote: Something about the Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County... Lameness replied: [Report Message] what you talking about Lol I decided to have fun with my first real noob mail XD I'm going to continue it for a while.

I hate it when people old enough to use proper grammar don't use it.