Noob Mails

Submitted by 5tar on Wed, 15/04/2009 - 10:52am
We need a new board :P From: [Username Removed] Wormy » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/4/2009 07:40am Folder: Inbox Subject: Help! Message: [Report Message] Can I borrow your Super Pea so I can get the avatar?
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[center] Rofl, not exactly a noob mail, but I just saw this in someone's shop: [quote]HOWDY! have a great buying day ... My items are the best you can get. I buy low, I sell low, . And I promise to never add more of an item WHILE you're buying it, that really burns me up when it's done to me. Also, I try to price low enough so you can resell. Remember,it's all supposed to be FUN...if you're looking for something I dont have, check out these shops, maybe one of them will~~[/quote] So they promise to NEVER add an item while you're in the process of buying it? What do they do, sit there refreshing their shop till while they reprice? ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
[center] ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
raine_storme | Thu, 15/10/2009 - 6:09am |

Lol maybe they think people do that to do it on purpose.
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davymuncher | Thu, 15/10/2009 - 4:03pm |

[quote]Message: [Report Message] i'm not asking you for friendship for stuff i promise i'm asking u for friendship cuz my sis said that if I don't get at least 15 friendz she'll kill me!!! i don't want to be mean or anything but PLZ SAY YES!!! i don't want to die!!!!!!!!![/quote] I'm tempted to reply "Good. That's one less noob on this site" or something but i wont.
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saudor | Sat, 17/10/2009 - 9:34pm |

[quote=Dmitri][quote]Message: [Report Message] i'm not asking you for friendship for stuff i promise i'm asking u for friendship cuz my sis said that if I don't get at least 15 friendz she'll kill me!!! i don't want to be mean or anything but PLZ SAY YES!!! i don't want to die!!!!!!!!![/quote] I'm tempted to reply "Good. That's one less noob on this site" or something but i wont.[/quote] LOL! ~ Mimi ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~ Mimi's Ménagerie ~ http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=temps_bons&misc
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temps_bons | Sat, 17/10/2009 - 9:36pm |

[quote=Dmitri][quote]Message: [Report Message] i'm not asking you for friendship for stuff i promise i'm asking u for friendship cuz my sis said that if I don't get at least 15 friendz she'll kill me!!! i don't want to be mean or anything but PLZ SAY YES!!! i don't want to die!!!!!!!!![/quote] I'm tempted to reply "Good. That's one less noob on this site" or something but i wont.[/quote] Aww, Dimitri go with your first instincts! They're funnier!
[color=Gray]Good Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park. Bad Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park... to a bear.[/color]
davymuncher | Sat, 17/10/2009 - 10:11pm |

[noob] Erica » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/10/2009 03:58pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Red Jazzmosis Framed Poster Message: [Report Message] hi, i would like to buy your red jazzmosis framed poster. what is the lowest price you will sell it for? It's in my shop, priced at 43,999-what exactly do these people think I want to sell it for?????
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six | Sat, 17/10/2009 - 10:26pm |

[quote=six][noob] Erica » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/10/2009 03:58pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Red Jazzmosis Framed Poster Message: [Report Message] hi, i would like to buy your red jazzmosis framed poster. what is the lowest price you will sell it for? It's in my shop, priced at 43,999-what exactly do these people think I want to sell it for?????[/quote]C'mon now, you know everyone wants everything for 1 np or less. *lol*
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desperately_yours | Sun, 18/10/2009 - 4:36am |

[quote]From: [__clarakins] clara » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 23/10/2009 04:27pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Its my birthday! Message: [Report Message] what are you doingghghghghghghgjdjrfrjhr fvjhrtjhrth bjhjhrtjhhhvhrtjrhjh rjthryhhrjhtjrh ujhtjrhtrjh jfhrtj jhgt jrhtr ejhfrjhtr jrthrg v[/quote] what. is. this.
Olean1 | Fri, 23/10/2009 - 4:39pm |

Lol, I just read through this tread ... OMG, some of these mails are hilarious! I never get much noob mail... only weird offers on my trades. Some people are dead serious when they offer a codestone and 15k on a baby pb.
chibi_chibi_tsukino | Sun, 25/10/2009 - 12:46pm |

Wow. I'm glad I don't get n00b mails. It must get really annoying.
eferrara | Fri, 30/10/2009 - 7:52am |

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