I laugh so hard at these. Now before I read this board, I remember to put down my water glass. No need for another spit take lol

[quote]From: [popcorn_88v] Veronica » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/11/2009 05:32pm Folder: Inbox Subject: nf Message: [Report Message] Can u stop ignoring me, and please send back a neomail or [b]I will do terrible things 2 your account[/b]. And will u please be my neofriend?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?[/quote] [quote]User Lookup: popcorn_88v [b]I am very good person[/b] and I like 2 draw. My favorite sport is basketball. I'm in the sixth grade and have an english teacher named Mrs.Butt (her husbands name is Harry!!!). My favorite animal is the dog but my favorite neopet is the, well I realy don't know. I have twin brothers and 5 members in my family. If u would like 2 know anything more about me just neomail, and I'd love 2 be your neofriend so just give me a shout!!!!(my favorite petpet is either the warf or the snowbunny)[/quote] lol

That's almost as good as an Irisheyez death threat.

[quote]Ieasha » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 16/11/2009 01:06pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Can you help me? Message: [Report Message] I visited your shop and it's great n all, and i see you have job coupons i am willing to pay 30,000 for it wat do yo say? [/quote] What do I say? uhhh no? [quote]as if no-one is gonna buy em 4 that ridicolous PRICE i have 300 neofriends that bought deres for 20,000 - 30,000! Oh well i guess i have to keep looking u boy or girl anyways?[/quote] [quote]Ieasha » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 16/11/2009 01:16pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: Can you help me? You wrote: LOL you made my day Offcourse i don't believe you because it isn't true what you are saying. ieashabird1996 replied: [Report Message] sure it isn't as if how old r u ?girl! [/quote] ..... [quote]ieashabird1996] Ieasha » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 16/11/2009 01:21pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: Can you help me? You wrote: I'm a 28 year old woman ieashabird1996 replied: [Report Message] yh rite and IF u r ur sick and lame lol and no u made ma day hhaahahahahaha [/quote] wow, this girl seriously has a problem.

I forget where I put this neomail but someone kept begging me to give them free plushies. At least they werent asking for a PB lol

This is more like a hate mail that somehow transformed into a noob mail! XD From: [pws1987] Paul » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 16/11/2009 06:02pm Folder: Inbox Subject: NEGGS Message: [Report Message] Don't you think you are being a little greedy???? Buying all my neggs then inflating the prices to make a profit. Why don't you leave my deals for people who need them and quit buying my stuff to throw in your overpriced mall that no one wants to buy from. Thanks! Subject: Re: NEGGS You wrote: you need to think? why would new players want neggs? they don't, there is no point for them. Who would want to pay 40k for 1 hp? LOL. I have to pay 7 codestones and wait 18 hours for 1 stat point, so I need 126 neggs to make ONE stat booster. okay thanks, bye. pws1987 replied: [Report Message] Well in that case allow me to say two things: 1. I'm sorry and I'll hope you'll continue to buy from me. 2. YOU are crazy rich! I propose an arrangement that might interest you. I play keyquest daily and get around 10 neggs a day (I'm sure you aware as you have bought most of them the past few days). My current goal is to save up for a cybunny morhping potion and a silver paintbrush. Here is what I propose: I am willing to GIFT you all the neggs I get daily, If you will buy me a cybunny morphing potion. To show good faith I will give you the 125k I currently have as well as the Purple Cybunny Negg I have and whatever other neggs I get by the time you respond through a trade for the Potion. Let me know what you think. And trust me I'm extremely jealous of your entire account and pet status. I'm new to neopets, but like to feel like I got the hang of it somewhat. Thanks! Don't forget the Super Icy Negg! pws1987 ----- Then another (: ----- pws1987 replied: [Report Message] they are not cheap thats why i'm willing to gift you daily... Lots of help from you now for one time vs. little help from me now lots and lots of times.. Pretty much you giving me a loan and me paying you back with interest in the long run. Well let me know, Im a business major as well so I'm sure we can work something out.. And i'll resend the super icy negg incase u sent it back by accident.. ----- (: returned again and blocked ! woo i am getting better at this lol ----- From: [alec00six] Alec » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 16/11/2009 10:28pm Folder: Inbox Subject: NEGGS AND CMP Message: [Report Message] Hey my neofriend and roommate, pws1987 was very upset you blocked them from neomail. They were hoping to do that arrangement with the Cybunny morphing potion and giving you their neggs daily. He was hoping there wasnt some type of misunderstanding when you said you didnt need gifts. He just meant that he would give you all the neggs he gets for helping him out by buying him the cmp. Please unblock him so he can try to work it out with you. ----- xP

[quote]Well let me know, Im a business major as well[/quote] 13-15 year old kid for sure. Both accounts sound quite similar. - they both suck at English. *cough* side account *cough*

[center] [quote]Sent: 16/11/2009 08:06pm Folder: Inbox Subject: ok Message: [Report Message] ok[/quote] Erm... ok about what? ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]

I think this is my first n00b mail! Heyy, Would you be interested in volunteering to help me out for my gallery? If you don't mind, that is. Your help would be greatly appreciated. You wrote: Well, I too collect plushies, so I'll take a look at your shop ^.^ *upon looking at her shop, her shop is empty* xxx replied: Well, actually I was wondering if you could get me a plushie for my gallery ? Pink Ixi Plushie? You wrote: Erm, it depends on how much it is, my SW died on me, I'll look into it. I don't even think I have one of those in my gallery. *thinking it's like, 700nps* *no reply* *SW comes back up* *pink ixi plushie: anywhere from 4K-10K* You wrote: Sorry, that plushie is a bit out of my price range. Good luck! -- xDD I don't even know why I responded to this, I guess i felt like being generous because I too collect plushies. *** [size=10]Grooming, wearables, backgrounds, clothes, Fire & Air Faerie Quest items! http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=nioe_yemar&misc Owner of The Rainbow Fields Mall & Celestial Colours Guild![/size]

this is the first message. [quote]From: [alba_lika02] Lisa » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/11/2009 07:46am Folder: Inbox Subject: bitte Message: [Report Message] hiii ich wollte dich fragen ob dcu mri dein Elephante-Rüsseleintopf für 5.000-9.000 neopunkte geben kannst bitte ich brauche es[/quote] then this comes: [quote]From: [alba_lika02] Lisa » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/11/2009 07:49am Folder: Inbox Subject: please Message: [Report Message] hii I wont to be ask you give you me your Elephante-Rüsseleintopf for 5.000-9.000 neoscores please[/quote] then i reply this: [quote]From: [alba_lika02] Lisa » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 17/11/2009 07:49am Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: bitte You wrote: do you mean 90,000NP? alba_lika02 replied: [Report Message] no 9.000 pleaseeee[/quote] im really going to lower that price and loose a bunch of NP. XD http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=olean1&misc Random items, saving for major shop upgrading. 629K/6MIL