n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

Submitted by saudor on Mon, 06/04/2009 - 5:37pm
[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P
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[quote=demirep77][quote=iireke7]Message: wow great shop but i cant really afford them things at the moment im [b]really quiet poor[/b][/quote] the unfortunate truth is that the neopian poor are very rarely [b]quiet[/b] about it.[/quote] Wow, I didn't even notice that myself :P
iireke7 | Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:22am |

[quote]I heard about you! Message: [Report Message] I heard about you on the neoboards. They said you were the most long time and famous person they (actually) knew on neopets, so I thought I would drop you a neomail and say hi and congratz for being the most popular person I know lol You say on your page you like to chat and so do I so I was wondering if you wanted to talk sometime though you are probably busy a lot. Thanks! Ellie.[/quote] What??? I don't think I want people to actually know I exist...
Jathina | Mon, 26/10/2009 - 1:42pm |

From: [dumb_land] sakina » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 14/4/2010 06:21am Folder: Inbox Subject: ATTACK! Message: [Report Message] u r a real dumb nut.everybody in neopets hates u.i utterly think u have gone of ur rocker.u should b horsewhipped.im sure u do not have any neofriends.dumbo.revenge will b taken 4 for ur misbehviour.u have ruined many lives with ur follies.ugly bloodsucking vampire sifferin from anaemia.by the way do u read archie comics.reply soon.dont forget to tell me if u read archie comics or not. How in the heck do I respond to this?????? Chad's Bakery http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=desperately_yours
525,600 Minutes http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=desperately_yours&misc
desperately_yours | Wed, 14/04/2010 - 12:05pm |

[center] Rofl, all of that, then they want to know if you read comics? Wow. Just wow. I just got an email, and I'm trying to decide if its a nOOb or a newbie: [quote]Subject: UUM Message: [Report Message] Yes, I have readeded the UUMRI. I would like to join the UUM for no reason other than to help out. willing to donate 3,000 NP a day. Not much, but that wouldbe 21,000 a week.[/quote] They added the UUMRI quote, so that means they must have at least skimmed the rules list for our mall... But I don't think they really understand what malling is... Its not a donation process or a charity.... Its a you-scratch-my-back-I'll-scratch-yours sort of thing... I mean, hey, if he wants to hand us 21k a week, thats all fine and dandy, but you can't join a mall without setting up a shop. :O ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
[center] ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
raine_storme | Wed, 14/04/2010 - 12:11pm |

[quote=desperately_yours]From: [dumb_land] sakina » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 14/4/2010 06:21am Folder: Inbox Subject: ATTACK! Message: [Report Message] u r a real dumb nut.everybody in neopets hates u.i utterly think u have gone of ur rocker.u should b horsewhipped.im sure u do not have any neofriends.dumbo.revenge will b taken 4 for ur misbehviour.u have ruined many lives with ur follies.ugly bloodsucking vampire sifferin from anaemia.by the way do u read archie comics.reply soon.dont forget to tell me if u read archie comics or not. How in the heck do I respond to this?????? Chad's Bakery http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=desperately_yours[/quote] hahahahaha cant stop laughing. I just noticed there was a topic for this. I read like 50% of them but really Chad did you respond? or did you just report him? Ps. Your not a dumb nut or whatever that person said. :D
-------------------------- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure~ Bill Cosby
raquza | Wed, 14/04/2010 - 4:17pm |

I really wish i got n00b mail!! I sell weapons and maps. http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=emmasocute130
I sell food and maps. http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=skullsprite
emmasocute130 | Wed, 14/04/2010 - 6:35pm |

[quote=emmasocute130]I really wish i got n00b mail!! I sell weapons and maps. http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=emmasocute130[/quote] whatwould you reply emmasocute?
-------------------------- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure~ Bill Cosby
raquza | Wed, 14/04/2010 - 6:45pm |

I wouldn't unless they were reallly dumb.And i would problaly say get a life.I'm just despratse for mail on neopets.
I sell food and maps. http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=skullsprite
emmasocute130 | Wed, 14/04/2010 - 6:52pm |

[quote=emmasocute130]I wouldn't unless they were reallly dumb.And i would problaly say get a life.I'm just despratse for mail on neopets.[/quote] that mail i would have already called epically dumb. I wonder what dumb is for you.:D begging?
-------------------------- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure~ Bill Cosby
raquza | Wed, 14/04/2010 - 6:54pm |

I love Archie comics :P
irisheyez | Wed, 14/04/2010 - 8:03pm |

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