n00b mails ftw (and share yours too :P )

[quote]Message: [Report Message] Dear Dmitri_stanislaus, Your shop plushie paintbrushes are selling TOO high. They are only worth about 5000 neopoints. I can prove it as I have got a baby paintbrush plushie myself, although if your selling them for a high price...maybe I can! Thanks for making me think. How many neofriends have you got? I have got about 20. From, Gigglygirl P.S Do you like Spongebob Squarepants?[/quote] such oddness. But it's a change from: [quote]Message: [Report Message] Hello, my name is inkye92 and I want to be your friend please say yes ='(p [/quote] and [quote]Message: [Report Message] hi want to be your neoamigo[/quote] [quote]***** umm, i thought we could be friends dude...[/quote] [quote]Message: [Report Message] I didn't realize that was the neofriend thing, sorry for requesting (if it even sent..)Anyways, you must be really full of yourself to have all of those notices and stuff before neomailing and neofriend requests. [/quote] and a whole lot more i'm not gonna bother posting :P

i want a banner for my shop! how do i make my own banner?

[yoon77] Elliot » Make this user your Neofriend Subject: (Choose a preset or use your own.) yoon77 wrote: hey, im starting a series of 4 million NP NB ads... nm me if interested~~ should start this week~~ 222,222np each spot~ no faerie quest spots avail They have a size 100 shop, in a mall that I don't recognize, I don't recognize their username and they didn't send me a petpage or any more information like day etc. To others that may get this message: Make sure you don't jump on these things incase people are doing it to scam you. There are trusted 4mil ads out there and trusted malls that may do them as well. So if you're thinking about joining one, do your research first :)

[quote=saudor]Message: [Report Message] Can you make me a banner for my shop? I will pay you 250 np. OMG a WHOLE 250 np!![/quote] wow that must be his bank account. Good evening, sir. It's great to see you again. What can I do for you today? Account Type: Junior Saver Current Balance: 250 NP Interest Rate: 4.5% per year :D i wasnt bothered to find out the yearly interest
-------------------------- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure~ Bill Cosby

[quote=megrogs62]i want a banner for my shop! how do i make my own banner?[/quote] if you are a beginner at html start with premades. Dmitri has a few good ones. :D or try other webbies with premades in them.
-------------------------- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure~ Bill Cosby

[quote=angel_shortcake][yoon77] Elliot » Make this user your Neofriend Subject: (Choose a preset or use your own.) yoon77 wrote: hey, im starting a series of 4 million NP NB ads... nm me if interested~~ should start this week~~ 222,222np each spot~ no faerie quest spots avail They have a size 100 shop, in a mall that I don't recognize, I don't recognize their username and they didn't send me a petpage or any more information like day etc. To others that may get this message: Make sure you don't jump on these things incase people are doing it to scam you. There are trusted 4mil ads out there and trusted malls that may do them as well. So if you're thinking about joining one, do your research first :)[/quote] Lol noob. I got the same mail. Just told them I'm already in a 4mil ad. :P Petpet Paradise http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=mizleah

[center] Ah, nOObs. :P ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
[center] ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]

[quote=raine_storme][center] Ah, nOObs. :P ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center][/quote] really what can you do about them. :D
-------------------------- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure~ Bill Cosby

We should have a comp at which person blocks the most n00bs. Some of us might even get into the three digits. :D lol (dmitri already must be on the 5 digits looking back at all the mails. hahaha)
-------------------------- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure~ Bill Cosby

I miss noob mail.. it lets me know if my shop is doing well. I've just been getting the odd neofriend request lately.

[quote=xxx]xxx The dumb only seem to get dumber... 13 Months Male -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- xxx Active Neopet Posted: 20 Apr 2010 - 1:02 pm [Report this message] redhead what did i do wrong? [/quote] Hmm, how about not leaving me alone and asking the supidest questions? -_- He posted this on my mall board. HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! I blocked him after he kept neomailing me, and now he's trying to talk to me on boards. UHH! -_- *cry* *star* http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=_redhead99_&misc *star* ^^ Wearables & Backgrounds Shop! ^^

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