From: [REMOVED] Ashley » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/8/2009 08:08am Folder: Inbox Subject: Wow... Message: [Report Message] Hi! My names Ashley. I looked at your petpet shop and you have rare and painted pets for under 15,000 np! How do you do it? And I have a question! If you could save me the plushie abonamabile snowman or spallard for when I have enough money, I would greatly appreciate it! Nice talking to you!

I was feeling jealous because I very seldom receive a noob mail and then low and behold I get this: rosette_1996] Janelle Kimzey » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 16/8/2009 11:31am Folder: Inbox Subject: Feloreenas Message: [Report Message] Hello. I am rosette_1996. I see you have a Feloreena. If you could just put it in your shop, I will purchase it for 15,000 neopoints. Please, I must have a Petpet Spotlight so I can spread an important message. Do we have a deal? Please respond. rosette_1996 P.S. What is this "important message" I speak of? I had an account, kovu1130453745835, that someone stole. If you know anything about this, please report to me. If not, spread it to anyone you know. My reply to her was - You have got to be kidding!!!! I am sorry about your account but I can't help you.

From: [thorpe_park_boi1] Gregor » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 18/8/2009 05:36am Folder: Inbox Subject: NOOB! Message: [Report Message] ROCKFISH ARE ONLY LIKE 2 NP BUT 2 MIL NP ?!?! Dont scam scammer. The description of the Trade itself: "Wishlist: 200K - Joint Mallers 4 Mil Noticeboard ad. Info on daddycool25441s petpage." You wrote: i want 200k. Its for the 4 mil NB ads... thorpe_park_boi1 replied: [Report Message] no one will bid.

[center] Rofl, that almost makes me want to take down my noob warnings. :O So amusing. :P I haven't gotten a true noobmail in ages. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]

From: [misspink227542] Taylor » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 18/8/2009 06:23am Folder: Inbox Subject: Juliannas Restaurant Message: [Report Message] Hello, This is a message from Julianna's Restaurant! Today is the rehabilitated grand opening of Julianna's Restaurant and I Julianna am inviting you personally to come and try our new menu items! Today and only today, everything on the menu is 50% off!! You can't find my restaurant on shopwizard because my deals our so exclusive! Don't miss your chance! There are limited reservations!!!! Today, I am only allowing my hand selected invited guests to dine!!! Reserve your table by responding to this neomail! I will give you details as to when you may come. If you come too early, the menu prices will not yet have lowered!! I hope you can come!! Have a nice day! Julianna Whats that all about?!?

Not mails, bur rather noob conversations on the boards: shadowgempaw Immortal 3 Weeks Female Posted: 18 Aug 2009 - 2:57 pm Why would i pay like 53k just for a enda costume hat? WHEN I CHECKED IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST LIKE 6K OR SOMETHING! Posted: 18 Aug 2009 - 2:58 pm Exuse me wrong term 1236 OR SOMETHING NP! Posted: 18 Aug 2009 - 2:59 pm Yelllooo? Shop owner person dont ignore me Posted: 18 Aug 2009 - 3:02 pm SHE LEFT dag nab it ~~~~~ demirep77 Just Crazy Enough 90 Months Female Posted: 18 Aug 2009 - 8:31 pm Dear shadowgempaw; The price listed in an item description has nothing to do with the fair market value of that item. Take Prickly Potion for example: Name: Prickly Potion Weight: 1 lbs. Rarity: 91 Estimated Value (approx): 28650 NP Now, if you were to purchase Prickly Potion from another user the fair/current market price for said item is approximately 400,000np. learn_to_neopian_economy

From: [sunnywaters31] Aquarian » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 18/8/2009 10:49pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Hi Message: [Report Message] I was checking out your shop and I am interested in buying all your shop for 1million nps I checked the prices you put on your items and they are to high for eg.Garden gnome background you want npsbut I got one for 3700nps so that's why I didn't buy yours Are you interested ????

I've gotten a fair few of my own, either telling me to lower my prices and whatnot. Unfortunately, I deleted them. Someone actually called ME a scammer because I had some kind of chia pop in a trade, and apparently I "over np'd it" (his words, not mine) by 100np. I wrote back "So sue me." and blocked him. Some people...*shakes head* --------- (either telling me to lower my prices and whatnot.) I've been reading WAY too many n00bmails... XD

[quote=Dmitri]i need draik of egg to eat my neopet! ware can i get drain of egg?[/quote] W. T. F. I'm literally speechless. I mean... WOW.

From: [Username removed] You friend Frank » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 9/11/2009 10:48pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Hi! Me Frank. Message: [Report Message] Can me be friend The Bakery