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We need a new board :P From: [Username Removed] Wormy » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/4/2009 07:40am Folder: Inbox Subject: Help! Message: [Report Message] Can I borrow your Super Pea so I can get the avatar?

From: [_luanzinho_] Luan Carlos » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 13/9/2009 06:09pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Hello! Message: [Report Message] Please visit my shop, seeing pepets and cuddly and I'm great deals! Prices are very low! I hope you enjoy! Welcome to my store! Thanks! Wow, that's great mail. Use! More! Exclamation! Points!
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[center] Rofl, I kind of really want to sell pbs now. :O So jealous of the noob mails. :P ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
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[quote=raine_storme][center] Rofl, I kind of really want to sell pbs now. :O So jealous of the noob mails. :P ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center][/quote] The first few are fun, then it starts to get really boring :/ and waking up to a million neofriend requests everyday gets a tad tiring. You can have a size 50 font flashing different colours at 500 frames per second, forbidding anyone to neofriend request you, and you'll still receive friend requests. I'm thinking of closing friend requests, but then people I actually know and guild members can't neofriend me.

Why don't you be the one to neofriend them? [font=VladimirScrD][/font]00100100 00110001 00110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110
[color=Gray]Good Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park. Bad Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park... to a bear.[/color]

[quote=davymuncher]Why don't you be the one to neofriend them? [font=VladimirScrD][/font]00100100 00110001 00110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110[/quote] because I'm incredibly lazy :P

[quote=killercars5000][quote=davymuncher]Why don't you be the one to neofriend them? [font=VladimirScrD][/font]00100100 00110001 00110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110[/quote] because I'm incredibly lazy :P[/quote] That's my excuse for any number of things...

[quote=darkelvensfi][quote=killercars5000][quote=davymuncher]Why don't you be the one to neofriend them? [font=VladimirScrD][/font]00100100 00110001 00110000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110[/quote] because I'm incredibly lazy :P[/quote] That's my excuse for any number of things...[/quote] its a very good excuse B) in fact, I declare it a reason

I thought I'd put this here since these seem like N00b mails to TNT Editorial Staff: Heya, TNT! ;D I was just wondering, how many people a week send in Editorial questions TaLk!Ng LyK d!$? :] That must be quite annoying for you guys. ~reckless4romance Surprisingly, we get very few questions written in 1337 speak (thank goodness). Most people have figured out the general style of questions that get answered in the Editorial, and that type is not one them. We do get questions with some Very odd Capitalisation and other minor things, but thankfully the questions themselves seem to scratch away at our sanity rather than the grammar skills. What kind of questions, you may ask? Why here, we thought we might give you a sneak peek at the REAL Editorial -- the questions we look through and spare you from each week: "So, my question is, when you haggle in a shop run by NPCs, are you the guys behind the haggling? Or is there some program doing it?" "Hiya. I've been hearing that Neopets was sold to a company called Viacom. Is this true?" "Which species is Lord Kass? Pteri or Eyrie?" "Can you see us through the moniters? o.o" "What happens to the neopoints the lever of doom takes?" "Are chocolate Neopets edible?" "Where, when, and how did Derek Eyrie died?" (These are still the most common questions asked of the Editorial.) "Why are Organic Red Grapes colored purple?" (While a valid question, we suppose, it's been surprisingly asked no less than 38 times by different people. o_O) _____________________________________________________ ~ Mimi's Ménagerie Avatars ~ http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=temps_bons&misc
~ Mimi ~ http://www.neopets.com/~Amyrilli

From: [REMOVED] sophia » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 15/9/2009 02:03pm Folder: Inbox Subject: hiayya Message: [Report Message] hiya i saw ur shop and honestly thought it was amazing!!!! i was woundering if you could buy frm my shop thanks alot let me knw how it goes Got Toys?

[center] This is always the kind of noob mail I get, nothing exciting: [quote] Sent: 16/9/2009 04:25am Folder: Inbox Subject: trade Message: [Report Message] i will give trhee diffrent Haunted Woods 3. WC Piece for Haunted Woods 3.18 WC Piece, fine? [/quote] ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]
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