I've had a lot of mails doing the 1np nf auctions, but this one I had to post. From: bananalillo Subject: what are u doing Message: what are you trying to show everybody ? by putting nf on all ur auctions people hate neofriend auctions! when you don't let them add you as a friend so why do that ? Oh i get it you were just trying to show off that you have money on a game! ooohhh wow! i have a cloud paint brush! better NF it and put it on the auctions!

[quote=temps_bons] "Can you see us through the moniters? o.o" [/quote] I sometimes wander this myself. *clap*

I thought the gallery was for 'showing off' your items... :) I don't get bothered by internet idiots often enough. They're highly entertaining. It's been over a month since I had a random neomail, and only one neofriend request in that month. Sometimes I worry that I'm not well known.. you know, we've a reputation to uphold. If noobs aren't neomailing us, we're not doing our jobs. /this message is comprised of 3 parts silly to every 1 part sane.

From: [Newbishquadrangle (Yeah I made that up)] Stephaine » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 26/9/2009 01:41pm Folder: Inbox Subject: hey Message: [Report Message] i want to make 20k ---- Edit: Lol I just realized how stupid what I just posted was, so I changed the commentary. I had made a board at about 12:00 to see if I could interest anyone in a 20K game day thingymahoosit, waited around until the board was 3/4ths down the games page with no reply, and left it, seems he went deep into the pages on the forums and saw "Make 20K a day'... lol this is the closest thing I've gotten to a noob mail in forever. No Idea what I'd write back.

I checked the board, 3 people replied. Look at the times XD (The one in orange came an hour later and is the one who neomailed me. Do they think I don't have a life?)

I decided to reply nicely, this might get interesting. From: [Freakynoob] Stephaine » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 26/9/2009 04:27pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Re: hey You wrote: That board was an hour old, I left it after half an hour because nobody was there. The point would have to of been each person picks a game, everyone sends 3 scores (Or 5 if they choose the NGC), say their scores and how many NPS they got, first one to 20K wins a little mental reward. It's just a funner way to do games, if you want to do it you can try to find another board like unto it. (They) replied: [Report Message] oh okay thanks...so what up I won't post for a time, I'll let the messages build up

My first noob mail From: [carnivorousonion] Is a secret » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 24/9/2009 02:03pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Your Shop Message: [Report Message] Hey! I was just in your shop. I really really like it. So I don't mean to sound pushy, but could you friend me? Please? I will be a customer often! I love having neofriends who have specialized shops so I can find things easily when I'm looking for something specifically. Oh and, how did you get that button that say how many customers you've had? It's really cool! Thanks! Please please mail me!!

[quote=neofreak12356791]My first noob mail From: [carnivorousonion] Is a secret » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 24/9/2009 02:03pm Folder: Inbox Subject: Your Shop Message: [Report Message] Hey! I was just in your shop. I really really like it. So I don't mean to sound pushy, but could you friend me? Please? I will be a customer often! I love having neofriends who have specialized shops so I can find things easily when I'm looking for something specifically. Oh and, how did you get that button that say how many customers you've had? It's really cool! Thanks! Please please mail me!![/quote] I'd mail his/her ass to Antartica *lol*

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[center] From: [_neokinzpet_] Mei » Make this user your Neofriend Sent: 27/9/2009 01:58pm Folder: Inbox Subject: lucky! Message: [Report Message] you are soo rich and have the coolest shope ever! wanna become n eo-friends? Yay, noob mail. :P I never get noob mail. :D ------------------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://www.neopets.com/browseshop.phtml?owner=raine_storme&misc]~~ Come visit my map shop ~~[/url] [/center]