You can find the stuff they post here: http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/boardlist.phtml?board=4
Here are a few I found that I thought were a little funny.
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Topic: My mom doesn't like me writing on myself with sharpies...
Message:
She says I'll make me sick and looks too much like tattoos. She's very unhappy I just worte the dead by sunrise morning after lyrics on my hand
Anyway, what's up?
By:paramoretreespark
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Topic: Do Flies have healthy vitimans in them? Cos I think I just ate one.....
Message:
I just felt a little thing go in my mouth, and when I swallowed, it felt like a furry peice of grit (use your imagination) went down my throat. *shudders and chugs mouthwash*
By:lil_mizz_drummer
Things Newbies Put On Their Board Topics
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 10:02am
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Things Newbies Put On Their Board Topics
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 10:06am
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christiixxbabay
2 Months
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Lolli_p0p_
Active Neopet
Posted: 17 Sep 2009 - 7:41 am [Report this message]
Chat
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Neomail
What will it bee????
jojo8765_i_got_url
22 Months
Male
Lantiss_Jetsam
Active Neopet
Posted: 17 Sep 2009 - 8:25 am [Report this message]
boom boom boom gota get that boom boom boom gota get that boom boom boom gota get that boom boom boom
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Josiah is an artist with a healers eye. He sees the world not through a lens, but through his keen sense of humor
yugi_master_gx
^_^
2 Months
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goku_
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Posted: 17 Sep 2009 - 8:29 am [Report this message]
LET THE BEAT ROCK
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The Bakery
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:25am
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Topic: Do Flies have healthy vitimans in them? Cos I think I just ate one.....
Message:
I just felt a little thing go in my mouth, and when I swallowed, it felt like a furry peice of grit (use your imagination) went down my throat. *shudders and chugs mouthwash*
By:lil_mizz_drummer
Hahaha, I think the mouth wash will hurt you more than the fly. Flies are full of protein. Mmmmmmm.
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 11:53am
#4
just a little bit ago I scared some noobs.
The topic is below.
Topic: How do you eat your neopets?
Here is the message I posted.
I'm a cannibal. Which means I eat people without cooking them. Now (hopefully you all have imaginations) lets pretend that I'm a neopet eating a neopet. I'm still a cannibal.
Please do not neomail me because I'm going out side to find some people to eat.
Yes I am serous. I rely do eat people raw.
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I got 15 neomails and most of them said this:
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM*
And one asked to be my neofreind. I said "NO!"
Then thy would not stop neomiling me so I neomaild them back and said "Were do you live?"
They said "look my name up on google to find out."
I found were they lived and neomild the and said " I NOW KNOW WERE YOU LIVE SO I WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOU!!!!!!"
They neomaid me and said " I'm scared of you, and you can't get in my house because I shut my bedroom door! I will not report you because I think your cool"
And that was the end of it
The Bakery
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 12:16pm
#5
Look at this: http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/topic.phtml?topic=136428962
The Bakery
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 2:56pm
#6
Check this one out: http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/topic.phtml?topic=136432457
Fri, 18/09/2009 - 8:26am
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[quote=Deidara]just a little bit ago I scared some noobs.
The topic is below.
Topic: How do you eat your neopets?
Here is the message I posted.
I'm a cannibal. Which means I eat people without cooking them. Now (hopefully you all have imaginations) lets pretend that I'm a neopet eating a neopet. I'm still a cannibal.
Please do not neomail me because I'm going out side to find some people to eat.
Yes I am serous. I rely do eat people raw.
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I got 15 neomails and most of them said this:
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM*
And one asked to be my neofreind. I said "NO!"
Then thy would not stop neomiling me so I neomaild them back and said "Were do you live?"
They said "look my name up on google to find out."
I found were they lived and neomild the and said " I NOW KNOW WERE YOU LIVE SO I WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOU!!!!!!"
They neomaid me and said " I'm scared of you, and you can't get in my house because I shut my bedroom door! I will not report you because I think your cool"
And that was the end of it
The Bakery[/quote]
Hahaha, nice one! :D
Fri, 18/09/2009 - 10:22pm
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most of the newbie boards have such funny titles... haha...
Sat, 19/09/2009 - 9:45am
#9
Look at this one
http://www.neopets.com/neoboards/topic.phtml?topic=136468429
The Bakery
Thu, 24/09/2009 - 12:27pm
#10
Since there real no topic on the noob boards a decided to make a topic about some thing I did. The topic is below.
Current Topic: Is This Interesting To You And Did I Do A Good Job On It?
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fearce_dragon_hunter
Evil Creature
19 Months
Female
Wolverine_Wings
Active Neopet
Posted: 24 Sep 2009 - 12:19 pm [Report this message]
I have to do this report on radon and wanted to know if you think it is a good interdiction on radon. The interdiction is below:
There is a deadly gas lurking in your home. It is under every bed, behind every couch, and in every closet throughout your home. The name of that deadly gas is, radon.
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yummyskittle
2 Months
Female
littel_scorchio_2764
Active Neopet
Posted: 24 Sep 2009 - 12:21 pm [Report this message]
NO U DID A CRAP JOB GO 2 HELL
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That was nice of them wasn't it. I would like to know if any of y'all like my interdiction.
The Bakery
